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Subject: Re: The script continues


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Date Posted: 03:14:00 07/19/02 Fri
In reply to: 's message, "Re: The script continues" on 19:30:23 07/17/02 Wed

>Tim
>BULLSHIT! GIVE ME THAT CHALK!
>
>Tim lunges. The tailor's face turns to horror!
>5 minutes later we see Tim and Greg walking out of
>the mall - greg's suit looks
>fucking AWESOME!
>
>Tim
>Now you're ready for tonight. If I hadn't been here...
>
>greg
>What about you, tim?
>
>Tim looks like a filthy mess of shit

TIM
I look great.

GREG
Tim you look like a filthy meth of thit.

TIM
This from Mr. Crazy 8?

GREG
I'm jutht trying to help you.

TIM
You're just trying to fuck me over once again. Why don't you listen to me?

GREG
I'm thorry Tim.

TIM
Fuck you. Let's go.

INT. FLOWER SHOP - DAY

Tim leads Greg inside a flower shop.

TIM
Now see if you can't pick something nice for once?

GREG
I don't underthtand any of thith.

TIM
I am making you into something, can't you see that?

GREG
I thee pretty flowerth.

TIM
WHEN IN THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU START LISPING DUMBASS?

GREG
I lithp when I get thad.

TIM
Well cut it out. Now...

Tim begans to tap his feet rhytmically. He is starting A SONG.

TIM
When the fuckers got you down
and you know you're surely beat
just begin a tappin'
tappin' your li'l feet.

Tim looks at Greg.

Greg looks at Tim.

There's a pause.

Tim stomps on Greg's foot.

GREG
OW FUCK!

TIM
Now...

Music begins to come in to the scene now.

TIM
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance.

GREG
Really?

TIM
There's a whole in teh wall where the men can see it all.

GREG
I would like to see this place, I must admit to you
But I have no money for a plane ride for us two.

FLOWER SHOP WOMAN
Are you going to buy some flowers or are you going to sing?
Because you know, I'll call the cops if you try anything.

TIM
Shut up bitch, we're busy here so go stick rose thorns in your rear.

FLOWER SHOP WOMAN
Well I never!

TIM
Never had better!



TIM
I'm so sick of waiting, I'm so sick of your shit
So just pick some flowers and make sure that they fit
You know what we're doing, you know what we want
so go pick them now before I fuck this cunt!

Tim begins administering musical-style come-ons to the flower shop lady who runs away from Tim comically. Suddenly she whirls and slams her hand down on a button on the counter.

A brick wall is burst through like the Kool-Aid guy used to burst through walls. About fifty men march through the hole in the wall.

MEN
We are the fags of fun we like to fuck your ass
We are the fags of fun, don't give us any sass
We've got more sass than you
And we know how to use it too
So be careful what you say to us
Or we just might fuck your butt!

TIM
(to Greg)
Run!

Tim and Greg exit the flower shop.

Big finish.

MEN
We are the fags, the fags of fun we are!

EXT. STREET - DAY

GREG
Well that was exceedingly pointless.

Tim smacks Greg.

TIM
Egghead.

GREG
That's it.

Greg and Tim begin fighting. They begin rolling around in a big dust cloud.

When they are done, the dust clears and blood soaks their mouths.

Tim looks fucking great! He even has a twinkly gold tooth in his mouth now.

TIM
See? It works everytime.

GREG
Shit. Let's go then!

TIM
Yeah we don't wanna be LATE, now do we?

GREG
Hahahahahaha. You crack me up.

TIM
You're too good. Come on friend!

Tim extends a hand and helps Greg up. The two run. But where are they going and what on earth could they be getting all dressed up for?

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