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Subject: Re: The script continues


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Date Posted: 19:30:23 07/17/02 Wed
In reply to: 's message, "Re: The script continues" on 06:47:29 07/12/02 Fri

TIM
>Yeah!
>
>GREG
>All right! We did it!
>
>TIM
>You didn't do shit!
>
>GREG
>Aw fuck off.
>
>TIM
>Now you're talking!
>
>EVERYONE IN ARCADE
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
>Greg and Tim turn to the camera and Wink!


Int. Barber Shop in a mall. barber is sorting through the attachments for his
shaver.

Barber
Do you know what setting you like for the sides and back?

Greg
8

Barber
8 it is

Tim
YOU BETTER NOT!

The barber looks shocked

Barber
Excuse me?

Tim
He wants 4. That's what he likes.

Barber
Why don't you let him make his own...

Tim
Why don't you mind your own business and cut it at 4?

Greg starts to stand up. Tim pushes him back down in the seat.

Barber
Hey, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Tim
I'm gonna have to ask you to cut his fucking hair at 4.

Greg
4's okay

Barber
Listen soon, if you want 8...

Tim
He doesn't. he obviously misspoke when he said 8. 8's for pussies. Just
cut...

Greg
8's not for pussies

Tim
SHUT UP! (to barber)Cut his hair, fuckface.

Barber
Alright, you have to leave.

Tim
I'm not leaving until his hair gets cut - AT 4!

Greg
I can handle this, Tim. here's some quarters. You can go to the arcade and
play...

Tim
You can't handle it. Fucking 8? Are you fucking stupid?

Barber
You can just leave now. (he starts to take off the hair bib-thing from greg)
Because noone's getting a haircut here. A waiting customer hears this and gets
stands up to leave.

Customer
Thanks guys. Thanks for ruining it for all of us.

Barber
Not you sir. I'll cut your hair.

The customer leaves as if he couldn't hear the barber's words.

Tim
You'll cut his hair!

Barber
Son, why don't you leave before I call mall security.

Tim
Why don't you...

Tim stops mid-sentence grabs the barber's shaver hand and forces it at greg's
head.

Greg
TIM! NO!

The three men fall to the ground. We see hair fly. We hear greg and the barber
yell as greg sreams at them to shut up. This goes on for about 15 seconds. The
three men are piled together still

Tim
We need the scissors.

Barber
Let me GO!

Greg
Tim, PLEASE!

Tim
Scissors

Tim forces the three to roll over near the counter where the scissors are. He
kicks the scissors to the ground, picks them up, and forces them at his head.

two minutes later - the three men are standing, out of breath. Greg's hair
looks fucking GREAT!

Barber
I don't believe it...

Tim
fucking believe shitface.

Greg
wow - this is the best haircut I've ever had.

Tim (mocking greg)
WOWIE ZOWIE! MY HAIR IS SOO PRETTY because I'm a GIRL!

Int. Tailor shop in same mall. greg is being measured.

Tim
How long will this take?

Tailor
Well, If you wanna pay the rush fee I could have it ready tomorrow.

Greg
We need it tonight.

Tim
We need it tonight.

Tailor
Well, I close in three hours - it's really just not possible.

Greg
Oh shit.

Tim (Half chuckles/half huffs in disbelief)
Not possible?

Tailor
Yep...where do you like your cuffs?

greg
right there's good.

Tim
BULLSHIT! GIVE ME THAT CHALK!

Tim lunges. The tailor's face turns to horror!
5 minutes later we see Tim and Greg walking out of the mall - greg's suit looks
fucking AWESOME!

Tim
Now you're ready for tonight. If I hadn't been here...

greg
What about you, tim?

Tim looks like a filthy mess of shit

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