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Date Posted: 22:33:58 07/02/06 Sun
Author: Kande's sis
Subject: Don't worry, you big weenie.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "The very next evening" on 19:47:37 07/01/06 Sat

KS grabs the remains of the human fingers away from Bubba and Stan. It's difficult to keep them away from Bubba, who has realized he has developed a taste for human flesh. "The Mayor will never know Stan and Bubba were chewing on people,"KS informs Kande, who has turned a pale greenish color.

"How can she not know? It reeks of dead people in here!"

KS looks around. She tries to stash the fingers beneath the couch cushions, but the bloody smears are a dead giveaway (get it?). She frowns. Suddenly, as usual, she has a brilliant thought. She strides through the french doors to the deck and stashes the fingers beneath the floorboards.

"There! She'll never know there was cadaver flesh around here," she tells Kande brightly. Kande gives a mighty sniff.

"Right," she says uncertainly, telling herself that surely the smell will dissipate before the Mayor returns.

"Let's party!" KS whoops, handing the gift bottle of tequila and grubs over to Stan.

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Er...excuse me, Miss, do you have a bandaid? -- Kande's Sis, 21:42:29 07/05/06 Wed
- The sound of high pitched giggles... -- Kande's Sis, 15:21:34 07/07/06 Fri
  - You know, favorite daughter -o-mine -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:18 07/10/06 Mon
    - Hup, hup, everybody -- Kande's Sis, clapping her hands, 09:06:41 07/13/06 Thu
      - Kande decides it's time to check on KS -- Kande's Sis, 08:54:42 07/14/06 Fri
        Hours pass -- Kande's Sis, 13:25:06 07/14/06 Fri
        Kande wakes up, already plotting and planning. -- kande, 08:45:07 07/15/06 Sat
        Next door at the Mayor's house -- Kande's Sis, 11:24:42 07/16/06 Sun
        KS pulls on her night vision goggles and blends into the wall -- Kande's Sis, doing said blending, 21:48:57 07/16/06 Sun