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Date Posted: 19:47:37 07/01/06 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: The very next evening
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "KS returns from the laund-O-Mat" on 14:54:01 07/01/06 Sat

The Kande sisters are strolling down Mayoral Boulevard during dusk to attend a party at the Mayor's house. "Gosh, it was sure nice of Stan and Underdog to host this barbecue in our honor," KS says brightly. She's carrying a bottle of tequila tucked underneath her black leatherclad elbow.

"What's at the bottom of that bottle?" Kande asks, eyeing the tequila warily. It looks as if the whole bottom third of the bottle is filled with glutonous blobs.

KS holds it up to the waning light and gives it a good shake. "Peruvian grubs. It's Stan's favorite. He says the tequila gives them a good pickling flavor."

Kande closes her eyes and shudders. "Remind me not to let Stan fill my glass." She clutches her own donation tightly between her potholder-clad hands.

"Um...did you make whatever that is yourself?" KS asks her, trying to take a peak underneath the tin foil.

"Knock it off! And, yes, I most certainly did."

"What is it?"

"Er...microwave french fries. It was the only vegetarian dish I knew how to make."

As the sisters round the corner to the Mayor's mansion, the ground seems to rock beneath their feet the closer they get. The sisters clutch each other in terror. "What is that horrific sound?" Kande cries.

"Eeewww. Monkey rap." KS fumbles for her earplugs in the breast pocket of her leather coat. "I very rarely need these. Here's an extra pair."

Kande is feeling queasy. Bubba had left the Klub early to help Stan prepare for the party. And the Mayor doesn't even know! She's still camping. Kande is glad she's worn latex gloves underneath the potholders. She definitely doesn't want to leave any prints behind when the Mayor tries to find out who tore up her house. She puts on her Ronald Reagan mask and prepares herself.

The two walk through the house and mobs of guests and out onto the back deck. Both immediately reel.

"Oh. My. God. What is that terrible smell?" Kande is clutching both potholders to her nose, the pan of french fries forgotten at her feet.

KS sees Bubba and Stan gnawing on something. She sets her teeth. "That had better be barbecue." She stalks over to the two and peers between their paws. "Crap. That was supposed to be a surprise."

Kande decides it must be safe to approach. She immediately regrets it, however, when she sees each are holding a human digit. "Oh God. Aunt Madge let you into the cadavers again, didn't she?"

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Don't worry, you big weenie. -- Kande's sis, 22:33:58 07/02/06 Sun
- Er...excuse me, Miss, do you have a bandaid? -- Kande's Sis, 21:42:29 07/05/06 Wed
  - The sound of high pitched giggles... -- Kande's Sis, 15:21:34 07/07/06 Fri
    - You know, favorite daughter -o-mine -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:18 07/10/06 Mon
      - Hup, hup, everybody -- Kande's Sis, clapping her hands, 09:06:41 07/13/06 Thu
        Kande decides it's time to check on KS -- Kande's Sis, 08:54:42 07/14/06 Fri
        Hours pass -- Kande's Sis, 13:25:06 07/14/06 Fri
        Kande wakes up, already plotting and planning. -- kande, 08:45:07 07/15/06 Sat
        Next door at the Mayor's house -- Kande's Sis, 11:24:42 07/16/06 Sun
        KS pulls on her night vision goggles and blends into the wall -- Kande's Sis, doing said blending, 21:48:57 07/16/06 Sun