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Date Posted: 17:24:08 02/08/04 Sun
Author: CW
Subject: "Wait"
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "You! KS screams" on 22:06:57 02/07/04 Sat

gasps CW, "I have the detonator right here." "I also have the nuclear part of the warhead."

Hearing this, KS tried to stop on the black ice which had formed under the light fluffy snow. As her boots went out from under her, she slid into the snowman in CW's front yard. "Umph" she grunted as her feet went all the way through, leaving only her head and arms showing from the base of the snowman.

Laughing, CW said "smile" and snapped a photo of the rather irate KS with her superduper camera in her ski pole. "This is being sent to CTU as we speak just to make sure you aren't Nina in disguise. "As for the atomic warhead, help is on the way."

Hearing the loudly beating rotors from the approaching Blackhawk helicopter, they both looked up. Six black figures carrying lead boxes slid down their ropes, ran into the house and emerged a few minutes later carrying their loads. The leader shouted a "Thanks Ladies" and disappeared with his crew into the helicopter.

"THANKS LADIES!" screamed KS and CW in unison. Looking at each other with uneasy feelings in the pits of their stomachs, they said "who was that man?"

Nina, on the other hand knew full well who they were and tried to hide herself behind the bushes as usual. She just had to find that detonator.

"Let's see that detonator CW" demanded KS. "Nope" argued CW "I am going to get rid of that witch once and for all." CW pushed the button on the end of her ski pole and they both watched in amazement as Nina was sent flying into space on the bomb. "Where's she going?" asked a slightly shaken KS. "Venus I hope" muttered CW "and I hope the helicopter guys follow her there." "Thanks Ladies" she muttered as she walked away shaking her head.

Meanwhile, back at the Klub, poor Kande found herself sitting in a puddle of very cold water, shivering uncontrollably. Bubba set the torch aside now that she appeared to thoroughly thawed. Shaking his little green head and rolling those huge eyes of his, he went behind the bar and mixed up a secret formula for Kande. In the blender he threw half an onion, two jalapeno peppers, a stalk of celery and a pickle. Adding a half can of tomato juice he pureed the whole thing and poured it into a tall glass. After heating it in the microwave he carefully brought it to Kande. As she was still shaking, he went back to the bar, put a cover on it and stuck a straw into it.

Kande looked at him wondering why he was so nice all of a sudden. Then she found out after taking a long drink of the mix. She jumped to her feet. Her wet clothes were steaming and her hair was standing on end. Eyeballs bulging out of her head she ran after the little green alien. "Come back here" she screamed.

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Replies:

The Mayor sighs. -- Kande's Sis, 21:35:47 02/08/04 Sun
- The Mayor sighs, again. -- CW, 17:15:49 02/09/04 Mon
- The Mayor sighs, again. -- CW, 17:17:40 02/09/04 Mon
- The Mayor sighs, again. -- CW, 17:20:01 02/09/04 Mon
  - (HELP Detoured) -- CW--Ghosts in the machine?, 17:23:26 02/09/04 Mon
    - Enough sighing! -- Kande's Sis, 06:43:02 02/10/04 Tue
      - Get that ice NOW!!! -- CW--Ghosts in the machine?, 20:43:54 02/11/04 Wed
        Nothing. It's nothing! -- Kande's Sis, now get back to work!, 21:45:37 02/12/04 Thu
        Meanwhile back at Stardoe's secret laboratory that not even KS knows about -- CW, 20:57:29 02/14/04 Sat
        Meanwhile, back at the torture chamber which only a few have seen -- Kande's Sis, 21:22:04 02/14/04 Sat
        Creeping slowly and carefully on hands and knees -- CW, 20:35:11 02/15/04 Sun
        What's that soundsh? -- Kande's Sis, 07:08:13 02/18/04 Wed
    - I'd better not -- detoured, 00:26:35 02/13/04 Fri
      - Ok--Thaks for the info! -- CW, 20:39:06 02/14/04 Sat