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Date Posted: 07:56:13 06/19/03 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis asks politely
Subject: The who?
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "The Mayor see's the opportunity for a long speech..." on 09:32:50 06/18/03 Wed

Aunt Madge looks at KS. "Is she talking about the band The Who or the who's Horton heard?" KS shrugs. She has no idea, but suspects the Mayor is delusional from fever.

Aunt Madge, CW, and KS roll the Mayor and Kande together in the tablecloth and lug the duo over to the hospital. Finally, they stagger through the front doors.

"Geez, the two of them together weigh a ton," CW gasps, staggering over to a couch.

Aunt Madge unwraps them and then holds up KS's artillery belt. "Why is this in there?" she accuses KS.

"It gets heavy," KS complains, avoiding their eyes. "Aren't you supposed to be fixing them?"

"Oh...right," Aunt Madge motions to an orderly who swings both of the sickies up onto their beds. The Mayor groans and swings an arm wildly, connecting with the orderly's mouth. He promptly succumbs to the virus.

"See, what did I tell you? We have an epidemic on our hands," Aunt Madge declares firmly. Another orderly comes out in full anti-virus gear and wheels the trio of sickies away, out of sight.

"Shouldn't you be following them?" KS points after them, in case Aunt Madge hadn't noticed where they'd gone. CW has taken out her knitting and Aunt Madge has started to give her tips.

Aunt Madge waves a hand after the three. "They're fine. It's just a nasty virus. Bubba will be in there with them."

"Bubba is NOT a doctor. He poisoned Kande dabbling with French cooking," KS wipes her forehead. She hopes she's not getting sick.

"True, but he's an alien and aliens like to probe whenever they get a chance. I'm having them probed," Aunt Madge informs KS and CW, who absorb this piece of surprising news.
Finally, they look at each other and shrug.

"OK. As long as it's them and not us."

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Replies:

"Cough...cough...hack..." wheezes Kande. -- kande, 12:39:10 06/21/03 Sat
- KS pulls on a pair of surgical gloves -- Kande's Sis, 10:17:58 06/22/03 Sun
  - Deep in the bowels of the hospital -- Kande's Sis, 07:19:14 06/26/03 Thu
    - Suddenly all the curtains slide open -- kenamom, who wasn't really sick, 06:44:10 06/27/03 Fri
      - You ARE wearing underwear, aren't you? -- Kande's Sis's mom asks in horror, 08:14:18 06/27/03 Fri