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Date Posted: 10:29:56 12/03/02 Tue
Author: kenamom, running outside
Subject: LOOK......UP IN THE SKY!!!!
In reply to: Kande's Sis says suddenly 's message, "Listen." on 06:46:18 12/02/02 Mon

"It's a bird!" she gives an educated guess.

"It's a plane" KS follows and adds.

"IT'S.....IT'S........" Stardoe tries to yell before jumping out of the way as the mysterious flying thingy crashes to the ground. He gets up and dusts himself off, standing tall in his lime green jump suit with bright orange cape he smiles at the Shippervillians. Even with the bright cloths, the crowd can't take there eyes off his head.

"oh gross...." kande shuts her eyes.

"do men still do that?" stardoe whispers to KS.

"that is soooo ugly" KS tries to turn away but can't take her eyes off of the new superhero's head. His white head was wrapped tightly with long strands of oily hair. It seemed the hair was his own.

"I got an urgent message from the super-secret-superhero's-SOS signal, seems Detoured is in trouble....I am here to lend a hand!" the mysterious man puts his hands on his chunky waist and stands tall.

"um.....sure....whatever" the mayor tries to respond, not wanting to insult the man. "we have been over run with mutent mice....they have given us quite a hair....I mean scare!"

KS, not wanting to admit her trained cats have failed jumped in, "its not that bad, really, I am sure in time the whole situation will comb over....I mean Blow over...."

"the mans bald" CW whispers to Rabid.

"I know that....who does he think he is kidding" Rabid whispers back.

"I will save your town in time for Christmas! Have no fear kind people, CAPTAIN COMB OVER IS HERE!"

Suddenly the beeper on the Mayors watch goes off, "thats them, they are nearing the Chateau Shipperville, LETS GO"

The crowd all jumps into the Mayors bright orange Mayor Mobile, she turns the key and.......nothing......she turns the key again.....nothing.

Captain Comb-Over gets out of the car and lifts the hood, "I know exactly what it needs, just a little testosterone....." he puts his hand into the engine and kenamom tries the key again. The engine roars to life, Capt Comb-Over is lit up like a Christmas tree.

"cool Mayor" KS smiles, "nothing is more fun than exploading testosterone.

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