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Date Posted: 10:17:50 03/12/03 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Excuse #10: My mother made me.
In reply to: kande 's message, ""Omigod omigod omigod!"" on 03:36:37 03/12/03 Wed

"What kind of excuse is that?" Kande bangs on the computer in frustration. KS will never believe that excuse. After all, KS is the favorite child. Not only is Kande in hot water with KS, but there's no telling what mom will do to her when she finds out. Kande breaks out in a cold sweat. Let's face it, there are NO good excuses. She puts her head in her hands. "I'm doomed."

The computer beeps 'You've got mail!' at Kande. Bubba stops sweeping and comes over to look. It's another message from Amazon.com notifying her that they still can't fill her order. Bubba quickly stops reading and leaves the room. No telling what Kande will do to him for not fixing this problem. He smiles as he scurries, remembering how much KS had liked his timely gift. The glowing, pulsing gob of green ooze in the jar had caused her to give Bubba a pat on the head and an eerie smile. Bubba has reason to believe KS is plotting murder and mayhem for anyone who had forgotten her birthday. OK, so he saw the note she had written to herself, promsing murder and mayhem. All he cares about is that he's well out of it.

Meanwhile down the street...CW knocks on the door of KS's office and gets no response. She tentatively kicks lightly at the door, hoping to avoid any booby-traps. The door swings open to reveal a dusty room. Dust motes glide gently in a shaft of light revealing a torn open box with a postmark from Montana. "Uh oh," CW thinks uneasily to herself as she gently places the gaily wrapped package for KS on the desk. "Looks like I'm a couple of days late."

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