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Date Posted: 04:13:20 06/18/02 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: "Are you insane?" they say in unison.
In reply to: CW emerging from the back door 's message, "Hearing a screaming whistle--all stopped dead in their tracks!" on 13:45:28 06/17/02 Mon

"What?" Kenamom asks, surprised at the retort.

"Flubber doesn't exist." CW massages her forehead. "It's just in that movie."

"Oh." Kenamom sits down dejected. Now what is she going to do with all those t-shirts?

"Ack!" Kande ducks as a basketball zips over her head. Now Bubba is the one massaging his forehead. He retrieves the ball, then mimes the shot action, emphasizing the follow-through. Kande nods, takes the ball, and tries again. Instead of the ball whamming against the backboard and rocketing back, it whiffs the bottom of the net.

"Air ball! Air ball!" snorts TAFKAKS. "Maybe you ought to lift some weights."

Kande glares at her sister. "It's all about technique. Once I get the technique down, you'll be changing your tune."

Bubba rolls his eyes. He shows kande the alien 3-point form again. His ball swishes through the net, and he bounds after his rebound.

"Aw, you make it look so easy!" whines kande. Bubba fakes a pass, then does a reverse lay-up. "I'm never going to win the trip to London!" Kande's lower lip trembles.

"There there," coos KM in her most insincere voice. "The taxes alone would cost more than the trip!"

Just then, the door swings open and someone walks onto the basketball court.

"I thought you'd never get here," says kenamom. "How's your room at the Shipperville D-Lux Motel?"

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Replies:

Just as KS turns around to see the mystery guest -- a former half-court basketball girlie, 06:46:13 06/18/02 Tue
- "Half court girlie, only two dribbles?" -- CW, 09:42:36 06/18/02 Tue
  - Was it three dribbles or two? -- Now a half-court girlie with a head injury, 19:21:18 06/18/02 Tue
    - "And yes, we had three dribbles way back then but -- CW, 20:20:39 06/18/02 Tue
      - "Kande, kande, she's a star! She can shoot from very far!" -- Scully'sMyHero, 14:04:41 06/19/02 Wed
        KS looks after the SMH clones forlornly -- the lone cheerleader, 20:06:26 06/19/02 Wed
        Outside the door the SOcialists are getting warmed up -- kenamom, taking bets, 3:7 for the socialists, 20:11:17 06/19/02 Wed
        as five eerie looking caped crusaders entered the gymnasium -- CW, 08:26:43 06/20/02 Thu
        After the game -- Someone remembering her sis's birthday, 11:44:13 06/23/02 Sun
        We should give her the -- CW, 20:31:43 06/23/02 Sun
        Kande tunes out the group's mutterings and concentrates. -- kande, 04:52:16 06/25/02 Tue
        Here's Kande's list -- The evil sister, 08:57:40 06/25/02 Tue
        As the gang window shops in Noromotown. -- kenamom, 13:36:03 06/25/02 Tue
        "Let's -- CW, 19:42:59 06/25/02 Tue
        Meanwhile, KS is doing the same thing as the others -- KS, writing down pet peeves, 22:28:47 06/25/02 Tue
        Kande wakes up on her birthday feeling like she's suffocating. -- kande, who is 39 today, 04:23:38 06/27/02 Thu
        Wait just one cotton-pickin' minute -- The present thief, 07:01:21 06/27/02 Thu