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Date Posted: 08:59:59 08/10/02 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: You a boy! a voice whispers into the cellphone
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "The door opens slowly and" on 07:52:51 08/09/02 Fri

Kande gasps and drops the cellphone. Overhead, the ball lazily circles the rim and drops out. The crowd listens intently to a song that is thinly piping from the phone: "I no like boys, don't ask me why...just shut up."

Kande balls her fists and glares at KS. KS has a fond smile on her lips as she listens to the voice repeat the song in a faltering falsetto. Kande slowly points her index finger at KS. "This is your fault!"

KS puts on a shocked and uncomprehending expression. "My fault? My fault that my perfect child no. 2 decides to call her favorite aunt and sing to her?" KS looks around the crowd. "Is it so wrong for a 3-year-old to call her favorite aunt?" Kande looks at the crowd too and sees strong disfavor. CW is clucking at her. Even KM seems to be reconsidering the fine she was about to hand KS. Only Rabid seems to fully understand Kande's dilemma. She mouths to Kande to back down until the full evil can be disclosed. Unfortunately for Kande, KS isn't finished. She dramatically and poutingly continues.

"And I suppose it's my fault that KM got ketchup on her beautiful silk blouse while eating in your klub?" KM nods grimly and turns and hands the new fine to Kande. "And I suppose it's my fault that Bubba has been cringing and jumping at noises and refuses to take off that towel that he STOLE FROM THE HOTEL?!"

The crowd gasps. No wonder hotels are so expensive. Aliens are stealing the towels from the rooms! KM starts scribbling out another fine. Bubba bows his head in shame and Kande grabs him as she runs from the disapproving stares of the Shippervillians.

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Replies:

"Bubba! I told you not to steal the towels!" -- kande, 04:16:01 08/13/02 Tue
- Most definitely a 7! -- Kande's Sis calls out gaily, 06:54:44 08/13/02 Tue
  - "thats London Ontario, in Canada" -- kenamom continuing on, 07:48:06 08/13/02 Tue
    - "It's ok - come on out." Kande reassures the klub's patrons. -- kande, 03:45:43 08/14/02 Wed
      - KS quickly updates the crew on the rules -- Kande's Sis, taking the wheelbarrow, 19:32:01 08/14/02 Wed
        "nothing" ks claims innocently -- kenamom, squinting her eyes, 22:01:42 08/14/02 Wed
        Aunt Madge! Rabid shrieks -- Kande's Sis clinging to the chandelier, 10:18:27 08/16/02 Fri
        Following her example, -- CW, 22:46:14 08/20/02 Tue
        As the mad rumpus winds down -- Kande's Sis, 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu
        "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge. -- kande, 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
        KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri