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Date Posted: 04:16:01 08/13/02 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: "Bubba! I told you not to steal the towels!"
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "You a boy! a voice whispers into the cellphone" on 08:59:59 08/10/02 Sat

Kande scolds her alien friend once they are safely away from the madding crowd of mothers. Bubba explains himself through a series of gestures. Kande puts her head in her hand.

"Bubba, I told you that if you had anything to be washed to let me know! And just why did you pack only one pair of underwear? We were gone 10 days you should have packed at least 12 pairs." Kande shakes her head, unable to understand Bubba's inability to overpack.

There's a knock on the door. "Yoo-hoo! Kande! Are you in there?" KS coos from outside. "The esteemed mayor requests your presence."

Kande grimaces at the message. "'Requests' my bony butt!" kande mutters. She slowly opens the door, looks around to make sure it isn't a trap, then grabs Bubba by the scruff of the neck and ventures into the klub. Kenamom is sitting in a chair on the stage.

"I've decided to give you the benefit of the doubt," says KM. Kande looks at her suspiciously, knowing this is unprecedented behavior on the part of the mayor. "Rather than fine you with impunity, I've decided that the fines will be assessed randomly." She picks up a firefighter hat from the floor and gives it a shake. "We'll draw numbers!"

The crowd gasps. "You can't do that!" protests CW. "There must be a law or someth...." CW clamps her mouth shut as soon as she hears the absurdity of her words. She steps forward to be the first to pick a number. One by one, the Shippervillians draw a number from the hat. After everyone has drawn, KM looks into the hat.

"There's one left." She looks around the room as her subjects shift nervously from one foot to the other. Her eyes rest on KS. "KS, let me see your number."

KS tries to create a diversion by pretending she has a call on her cell phone. Unfortunately, she pulls out her brass knuckles instead. Realizing she's been caught, she steps forward to take the last number.

KM smiles brightly. "The person with the following number will have to pay all fines associated with the Noromo Family Reunion. And that number is....."

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Replies:

Most definitely a 7! -- Kande's Sis calls out gaily, 06:54:44 08/13/02 Tue
- "thats London Ontario, in Canada" -- kenamom continuing on, 07:48:06 08/13/02 Tue
  - "It's ok - come on out." Kande reassures the klub's patrons. -- kande, 03:45:43 08/14/02 Wed
    - KS quickly updates the crew on the rules -- Kande's Sis, taking the wheelbarrow, 19:32:01 08/14/02 Wed
      - "nothing" ks claims innocently -- kenamom, squinting her eyes, 22:01:42 08/14/02 Wed
        Aunt Madge! Rabid shrieks -- Kande's Sis clinging to the chandelier, 10:18:27 08/16/02 Fri
        Following her example, -- CW, 22:46:14 08/20/02 Tue
        As the mad rumpus winds down -- Kande's Sis, 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu
        "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge. -- kande, 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
        KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri