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Date Posted: 20:33:23 06/03/02 Mon
Author: No-name
Subject: KS pulls the cushion out of the seat of her pants
In reply to: kenamom,slapping off the Mulder clones passes 's message, "As Whats-her-name tries to leave the lab" on 08:56:59 06/03/02 Mon

"I overheard that crack about ample cushioning in my butt," KS grumbles. She pats her rock-hard seat sculpted from thousands of squats in the weight room. "I'll show them! I'll take care of the Socialist threat one-handed."

KS does a few deep knee bends and stretches, then wraps her fingers around a crack in the brick hall. Muscles bulging in her shoulders, she heaves first one, then ten bricks until a gaping hole to the street is formed. With a light sheen of sweat covering her lithsome body, she steps out onto the street only to hear:

"Woo hoo! I choose Bachelorette Number 1 coming from Stardoe's laboratory!"

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Replies:

KS whips around to see one of the Peacock boys pointing at her. -- kande, 03:13:13 06/04/02 Tue
- One of the SMH clones peeks in on KS... -- The oh-so-clever one, 19:43:42 06/04/02 Tue
  - Kenamom notices her full wastebasket -- kenamom, 12:57:35 06/05/02 Wed
    - and Kande bursts into song! -- Slimey (not the worm from Sesame Street), 21:11:58 06/05/02 Wed
      - "ARG" slimy yells as she falls (again) to the ground with a thud -- kenamom, shaking out her wrists, 20:40:39 06/06/02 Thu
        "Hey you two" -- CW, 20:27:01 06/07/02 Fri
        The door of the klub bursts open -- The Cloned One, 07:25:38 06/08/02 Sat
        KM *accidently* trips over KS's extended foot -- The innocent one, 07:41:17 06/08/02 Sat
        CW coshes Kande over the head... -- The Literary One, 19:12:35 06/08/02 Sat
        KS and the Mayor look at each other in horror -- For brevity's sake...KS, 22:00:12 06/09/02 Sun