A grim-faced and weary Aunt Madge faces reporters in the hospital press room. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 04:26:14 03/15/02 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: A grim-faced and weary Aunt Madge faces reporters in the hospital press room.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "A dangerous calm comes over KS" on 09:42:06 03/14/02 Thu

"It took three days, 12 teams, 28 gallons of blood, and a half dozen pipe cleaners, but the operations were a success. We removed the tumor from the hamster and transplanted it into Detoured's eye socket. We then put the alien eyeball in the hamster's belly. Both victi...I mean, patients, are expected to make a full and speedy recovery. Any questions? Yes, you in the back. Please state your news affiliation so it can be duly recorded in the hospital record."

"Noromo Gazette. Wouldn't it have made more sense to put the alien eyeball in Detoured and just remove the tumor from the hamster? And I have a follow-up."

Madge pounds the podium. "And I have a follow-up," she says mockingly. "Only to a layperson would your foolish suggestion make sense. What a wasteful idea! Just what, exactly, would we then do with the tumor?"

"Well..." An orderly injects the reporter, then drags the reporter outside to a waiting gurney.

"Next question!" Marge glares at the reporters, daring one to raise a hand. No one does. "This press conference is over!" Madge storms out of the room, muttering something about tumors and eyeballs.

Back at the klub, kande thinks her plan is going beautifully. She continues to dance around her sister, poking and taunting her as she stalls for time. Just as her sister is about to break free, the Dippin' Doggetts surround her and hold her down. Rapping Reyes comes out with a microphone in her hand.

"Just sit down, KS,
We'll take care of your stress.
Put up your feet,
Tap your toes to the beat.

Here comes the bride in her wedding gown
Hold her, JD, so she don't fall down!
Here comes the groom in tux and tail,
Looks like IG found her holy grail.

I say, I DO! DO! DO!
I say, I DO!"

As the Doggetts tighten their grip on KS, the Dancing Danas, dressed in wedding gowns, stride onto the stage. The Red Speedo Revue is decked out in tuxedos. Bubba is behind the bar pouring champagne into cheap plastic glasses.

KS is struggling against the Doggetts, who are dragging her toward the stage. Suddenly she realizes that SHE is supposed to perform the wedding ceremony.

"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

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Replies:

KS lurches from her chair -- Kande's Sis, lurching, 07:08:48 03/15/02 Fri

Aunt Madge barely gets out the door when Det's eye tumour explodes -- kenamom, 13:14:57 03/18/02 Mon

I diagnose... -- Kande's Sis, writing tearily, 19:44:09 03/18/02 Mon
- Back at the klub, Bubba is sweeping up after the party. -- kande, 04:31:16 03/22/02 Fri
  - Bubba holds up kande's laundry bag. -- kenamom, 19:18:07 03/23/02 Sat
    - Kande looks out her office window at the picket line below. -- kande, 04:36:54 03/25/02 Mon
      - Sheesh. Again? -- Kande's Sis sighs, 07:01:41 03/25/02 Mon
        KS walks into the angry swarm of aliens, superhero's and professional socialists -- kenamom, hiding in her office., 17:18:22 03/27/02 Wed
        Kay-Ess, who? -- Kande's Sis, 20:50:24 03/27/02 Wed
        At Rabid's declaration, everyone stops what they are doing and the room falls silent. -- kande, 04:05:44 03/28/02 Thu
        Kande, KM, and KS hoot with laughter -- Kande's Sis, 07:35:25 03/30/02 Sat