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Date Posted: 06:18:56 02/06/02 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Just as Bubba starts to snap the first photo
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "Bubba steps over the dreaming KS" on 15:07:58 02/05/02 Tue

KS reaches out and grabs him by what passes for a throat on the little alien. "Give.me.the.camera." she snarls between gritted teeth as she hauls herself up and pushes Mulder away. Bubba quickly complies.

KS wipes the dishsuds out of her hair and smooths the front of her soaking wet fatigues and tee shirt. Then she staggers out the front door, fully intent on getting even with Stardoe and Kande.

Meanwhile, KM has hauled out her digital camera and is taking pictures of Kande wrestling with the thawing JD.

"I wonder what some of those porn sites will pay for photos like these?" she wonders as she snaps away. "I'll call them 'Woman who is a word that rhymes with thespian wrestling with sister's lover.'"

Kande hears her and is finally able to push JD aside. "Give me that!" she cries as she pounces on the mayor. Stardoe picks up the camera and starts taking more photos.

"I'll call these 'Woman who is a word that rhymes with thespian pouncing on town Mayor,'" smirks Stardoe. "It's every man's dream."

Behind them, CW has finally managed both to thaw out Monica and Melissa and singe off most of their body hair. Monica cries out and tries to cover herself. Melissa sees her opportunity and once again attaches herself to the still prone Doggett. Just as she attempts a lip-lock, KS staggers over the hill to the town square. Glimpsing her, KM, Kande, and Stardoe freeze in their tracks, like deer caught in headlights.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!" KS roars.

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SURPRISE! -- kenamom, wearing a faux mink stole and a champagne glass, 21:32:45 02/06/02 Wed
- "...ok, I want a really big cake with You-Know-Who to pop out..." begins KS. -- kande, 04:48:27 02/08/02 Fri
  - Using her tail like a windshield wiper -- Kande's Sis, 22:51:36 02/08/02 Fri
    - Bubba licks his lips excitedly -- kenamom, 19:07:46 02/10/02 Sun
      - She pulls out the "All you need to know about alien grimaces but were afraid to ask" -- Kande's Sis, 06:35:14 02/11/02 Mon
        Meanwhile over on the curb.... -- Rabid, dropping in to say hi to her cyber twin..., 23:51:10 02/11/02 Mon
        Kande gives Pattini a good rub behind the ears. -- kande, 03:40:57 02/12/02 Tue
        Det and IG tippy-toe behind the nearest tree -- Kande's Sis, 20:40:34 02/12/02 Tue
        "WHAT?...and to think I felt really bad about using YOUR name.. -- Rabid(still in the Shipperville neck of the spooky woods), 22:05:08 02/12/02 Tue
        JD gulps as he fingers the warrant -- Kande's Sis, 06:40:09 02/13/02 Wed
        "Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD. -- kande, 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon
        We don't need no stinkin' Mrs. Peel -- Kande's Sis says indignantly, 07:02:48 02/19/02 Tue
        "What do you mean do I have a PASSPORT?" Rabid squeaks.. -- Rabid, in custody, 01:44:58 02/20/02 Wed
        Load up the electrodes, Stardoe! -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:13 02/21/02 Thu