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Date Posted: 12/ 9/04 7:58pm
In reply to:
Heinz El Sam Comedy Vez
's message, "Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man" on 12/ 9/04 11:00am
yes
>Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on comedy.
> But I am saying that I am the authority on comedy.
>That being said, your joke was funny. Also, not
>enough comedians explain their jokes anymore. It's so
>hard to really get a joke these days. Are you with me
>fellas?
>
>
>>I am never doing stand up again.
>>
>>Although I thought of a good joke. I was talking to
>>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and I said
>>something like "when I finally do pull my 'lucky'
>>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll notice it
>>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13 colonies'".
>>
>>See, because like it's been a long time since there
>>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's been a
>>long time since I got laid. So, yeah, hahahah.
>>
>>I don't think anyone but Sean would even attempt to
>>like that joke.
>>
>>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up with the
>>>next stand up act?
>>>
>>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is great. I
>>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>>
>>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially around
>>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive things
>>around
>>>>this time of year.
>>>>
>>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and the
>>>retarded.
>>>>
>>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning and
>>>whingeing
>>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert, why can't
>I
>>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll do
>>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man advert,
>can
>>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on and on
>>>and
>>>>>on .....
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS. EVERYONE
>>>JUST
>>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's sisters
>>husband
>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but huh?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best sisters
>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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