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Subject: Re: The script continues


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Date Posted: 06:47:29 07/12/02 Fri
In reply to: 's message, "Re: The script continues" on 16:17:50 07/11/02 Thu

>>Chris tries to blast the spiders, but he is too slow.
>>They crawl up to him and on him. Greg leaves the
>>warehouse.
>>
>>CHRIS
>>(as Greg leaves)
>>Help! Help! Get thethe thpiderth off of me!
>>
>>Chris is now covered in spiders.
>>
>>Greg is now outside of the warehouse.
>>
>>He removes his pants and squats.
>>
>>As Greg grunts and tries to shit, his face gets all
>>red.
>
>Tim is in the dingy basement of a house. Are the
>girls in the house? His face starts to turn red.
>
>Tim
>Something's wrong
>
>We cut back to greg, whose face is really turning red.
> He is trying his hardest to squeeze one out. Then we
>see Tim again. His face is getting as red as Greg's.
>Back and forth go the shots. They grunt and raise a
>ruckus in an almost identical fashion. Tim is not
>trying to shit, but it is clear that he is feeling
>what greg is feeling. Could this be?

The screen splits and we see both red-faced on either side. The redness bleeds off of their faces and fills the entire screen with a red glow that fades to a black screen.

On the screen we see a title that reads "Act 1: They Meet"

The music from the Ms. Pacman game cut-scene also entitled Act 1: They Meet plays.

Greg and Tim are shown in a reconstruction of the Ms. Pacman cut-scene being chased by Pac-Man ghosts. They then meet at the top of the screen but instead of a heart appearing over their heads, a large fist appears. The two jump up with their fists outstretched and freeze in mid-air. This image fades out.

Fade in.

INT. ARCADE - NIGHT

Greg, looks the same but is dressed in 1950's era school-boy clothes complete with a beanie plays a video game. A large collection of piss is pooling near his feet.

Tim, dressed similarly and carrying a pinwheel slips in Greg's urine.

TIM
What the fuck?

Greg continues playing his game.

TIM
Shit this is rank.

Tim stands up. He looks over Greg's shoulder.

TIM
Move left. Now. Turn right. Come on, don't be such a wanker. Fuck you're not playing right. Smash the fucking barrels with the hammer. Jump shit-for-brains! Jump!

Greg is increasingly distracted by Tim's commands.

TIM
Oh look at that. Pussy boy lost. What a fucking surprise.

GREG
Leave me alone.

TIM
Look out. I'm playing now.

Tim shoves Greg aside and stands in front of the game. After a beat passes Tim looks at Greg.

TIM
Give me a quarter already!

Greg hands Tim a quarter.

Tim plays the game.

He dies very quickly.

TIM
Shit, this is bullshit. You queered this machine up. Let's go play Galaga.

GREG
Okay.

TIM
Get some more quarters, punkass.

GREG
Yeah.

Greg walks off to get some quarters.

Tim smirks at him and walks toward the Galaga game. He bumps into a big BULLY.

TIM
(not seeing Bully)
You wanna watch where the fuck you're-

Tim sees the Bully.

TIM
Oh fuck.

BULLY
I don't appreciate people touching me. Much less bumping me.

TIM
Yeah. Well, tell it to my shrink. Here's his card.

The bully eats the card.

TIM
Now you'll know forever!

BULLY
Shutup! Little rat-boy!

The bully begins acting like Donkey Kong and beating his chest. He throws short/fat patrons of the arcade at Tim. Tim is forced to jump them.

Greg comes running.

GREG
Hey!

Greg comes running with a roll of quarters in his hands.

Greg begins pounding the short/fat patrons on the head with his roll of quarter (with accompanying Donkey Kong Sound) allowing Tim to progress.

The Bully grabs a blonde girl and runs away as Tim nears him.

TIM
Yeah!

GREG
All right! We did it!

TIM
You didn't do shit!

GREG
Aw fuck off.

TIM
Now you're talking!

EVERYONE IN ARCADE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Greg and Tim turn to the camera and Wink!

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