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Date Posted: Tuesday, November 19, 06:26:59pm
In reply to:
Glorindiel
's message, "CHAPTER 6>>>" on Tuesday, November 19, 04:35:37am
Chapter 7
-Disclaimer-
Glorindiel- OK, now, I have something serious to say! [Face goes serious] I do not own the Lord of the Rings! Aaaaaand??.[Takes Karamono from Casali and Allie] You don?t own Karamono!!!......................Well, actually I don?t either, but just don?t crush his bone! He needs them to be my muse!
Karamono-[Finally can breathe] Thank you!
Casali and Allie-[Grab Karamono and pull him back to pet] We won?t!
Karamono-NOOOO!!!!!
Glorindiel- Knock yourselves out. Karamono, I?ll call you when I need you! Toodle pip! [Leaves to go help the wimpy Fellowship]
Chapter 7
Legolas- Don?t despair! Gandalf will open the Doors Soon!
Frodo-HE FORGOT THE DAMN BLOODY PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf-Open up, you [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP] [BEEP]?IN DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas-Soon??.Anytime now!
Pippin and Merry- [Throwing rocks into the water, trying to make the bigger splash]
Pippin-[Picks up HUGE boulder] HAHA Who?s gonna make the bugger splash, NOW?! [Throws boulder, makes a gigantic SPLASH!!!!]
The Watcher in the Water (The Giant Squid in the Movie)- OWWWW!!!!!!!!! My head! Grr! [Grabs Frodo?s leg, then wraps a tentacle around his neck. One tentacle starts petting Frodo?s head] You?re a CUTE one!!!!
Frodo-HELP!!!!!
Karamono-[Appears to help. Notices a thin line around the squid?s neck] Wait a minute!
[Pulls mask off of the ?Squid?]
Glorindiel-Uh, HI!![In the squid costume]
Karamono-[Drags her off] Let?s go
Glorindiel- But I was Soooooooooo close!
Karamono-Too bad!
Gandalf- Let?s see: Please open up, you son of a [BEEPIN] DOOR!!
Door-[Stays closed]
Gandalf-Open the [BEEP] up!!!!!!!
Frodo-[Recovered from ?Squid incident?] How about for some CRAZY idea try the Elvish word for ?Friend??
Gandalf-Why?
Frodo-Oh, maybe because it says, ?Speak friend and enter??
Gandalf-[Shrugs] Good enough reason for me! Mellon!
Doors-[Open]
All-YAY!!!!!!! [Run in to get away from the crazed Glorindiel]
Doors-[Crumble, trapping them inside the Mines of Moria]
All-AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf-Well,
We can go around it,
Can?t go under it,
Can?t go over it,
We gotta go through it!
Glorindiel- Note-I heard that chant-type thingy somewhere before and you know the whole thing about history rearing its ugly head and coming back to bite you in the ass? That just happened.
Karamono-WHAT THNG ABOUT HISTORY COMING BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS???????!!!!!!!! Uh, oh! Um, I gotta go see a certain person about a certain something! [Disappears]
Glorindiel-Just realized the mistake of taking him OUT of the asylum. [Follows him]
Gandalf-Well, we?d better get this whole ?Long Journey in the Dark? over, so let?s go!
All-[Start their walk in Moria]
The Next Day?
Legolas-We?ll never get out! We?ll starve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My hair will go limp!!!!
Gimli-Can it, Pretty-Boy! You?re the best looking one of us here!
Glorindiel-Besides Frodo and Me, of course!
Legolas-I?m THIRD!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gimli-Well, I?m last!
Legolas-GOOD!!!!!!!!!
Much Later?
All-[Come to the Room with Balin?s tomb in it]
Gimli-[passed out at the sight of the Coffin]
Frodo-We need to move! I have a feeling that Pippin is going to do something stupid again, he has THE LOOK!!!!!!
Gandalf-Shut up! We?ll be heard!
Pippin-[At the top of his lungs]
WEEEEL, THE OLD GREY MARE SHE AIN?T WHAT SHE USED TO BE!
AIN?T WHAT SHE USED TO BE!
AIN?T WHAT SHE UESD TO BE!
WELL, THE OLD GREY MARE SHE AIN?T WHAT SHE USED TO BE,
MANY LONG YEARS AAAAGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MAY LONG YEARS AGO!
MANY LONG YEARS AGO!
THE OLD GREY MARE SHE AIN-
Merry-[Covers Pippin?s mouth]
Gandalf-[Runs to Pippin] FOOL OF A TOOK!
Frodo-HEY!I WANTED TO SAY THAT!
Gandalf-OK [Sighs]
Frodo- [At the top of his lungs] FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESS!!!!! I LOVE TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!![Does a happy dance]
Faraway sound(Sounds like drums)-BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!
Gandalf-Listen! Faraway Sounds that sound like drums!
All-Uh,Oh! [Prepare to fight, which includes Aragorn throwing up all of his previous meal, just thinking of the blood and guts]
Goblins-ROAR! GRR! ARGG! BLAH!
[A bunch of fighting takes place and Aragorn is found passed out dead at seeing that he had a paper cut from a dwarven ledger book]
Goblins-[Bring in big Cave Troll, No not like the one in Harry Potter! Unlike that one, this one?s REAL! So, Nyah Harry Potter!]
Karamono-I guess I need to explain what that was all about! In Iowa, where Glorindiel lives, the stupid movie reviewer-type guy gave Lord of the Rings 3 ¼ stars! Can you imagine!! Harry Potter got the full 5! Sheesh! Even THAT pissed ME off!
Cave Troll-[Stabs Frodo]
Frodo-[Gasping for breath]
Glorindiel-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Tries to run to him]
Karamono-[Stops her] No! You?ll get KILLED out there!
Glorindiel-But FRODO could be KILLED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-You?ve read the Books!
Glorindiel-Yeah, so?
Karamono-You know that he doesn?t get killed!
Glorindiel-But! He could be HURT! He could have gotten a Boo-boo!
Karamono-[Whacks her with his bat]
Glorindiel-?x_x?
After the Battle?
Gandalf-[Runs to Frodo]
Sam-[Gets there first] Mr. FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo-What?
Sam-You?re alive!
Aragorn-[Revived after puking again] That rod could have skewered a wild boar! You should be dead!
Frodo-Yeah, but I?m not, so deal with it, Ranger-Boy!
Gandalf-Frodo! I so glad that you?re alright! [Helps him up] Now, we must try to leave as fast as possible. TO THE BRIDGE OF KHAZAD-DUM!
Will the Fellowship make it to the bridge? Will Glorindiel give her least favorite characters more lines *CoughSam,Boromir,AragornCough*?
Glorindiel-[Laughes Evilly] NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will anyone ever be sane again?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Find out in Chapter 8!
DunDunDun!!!!!!!!
Karamono-PLEASE! SOMEONE, ANYONE! BE SANE! BE SANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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