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Date Posted: Tuesday, November 19, 04:35:37am
In reply to:
Glorindiel
's message, "CHAPTER 5>>>" on Monday, November 18, 07:32:26pm
Chapter 6
-Disclaimer-
At the Asylum?
Glorindiel-[Begging with warden] Please, I promise t watch him more carefully!!!!
Warden-[VERY Reluctant] Wellllllllllllll???OK.
Glorindiel-[Does a happy dance] YAY!!!!!!!!
Warden-[Looks at her like he should lock her up too] I?ll go get him, you???.just ???.stay here.
Glorindiel-OK
Warden- [Disappears into a white, padded, room to get Karamono]
Glorindiel-[Follows Warden, then sees nice, white, padded room] OOOOHHHHHH!!! [Runs into a vacant room] I?m on Caradras! I?m an elf Wheeee!!!!!!!!!
Warden-[Drags both Glorindiel and Karamono outside, then gives them the boot] You guys are TOO MENTAL TO STAY EVEN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-I hate the owners of asylums, every one I?ve set foot in, they kicked me out and said the same thing! I also hate the owners of Lord of the Rings cause it?s not me!!!!!
OK, I need to make some changes to my list of Faithful reviewers:
· Krista
· ?Milly Thompson?
· Kalina
· Katie (Forgot to look up your name when I was on the Net! I?m up right now at 10:03, bursting with Ideas, but can?t go find your name!)
· Casali
· Allie
· Lana
· Se Se da Bee (?)
· Jackie
(Sorry if I messed up anyone?s name or what thy call themselves! I?m trying to type the names fast cause I just got a good idea for what to happen!))
Glorindiel-We are sorry for anyone who now finds us Meaney-Type People for making Legolas run into the glass, I just found it hilarious at the time! Frodo is the Hottest to me, but I know MANY people who disagree with me, that Legolas is Hottest, so I will TRY to be fair to both groups of people!
Chapter 6
Frodo- COME BACK!!!!!!!!! WE NEED GUIDANCE!!!!!!!!
Gandalf-Don?t worry! At least our faces haven?t gone numb from frostbite yet!
Boromir-We don?t need another Mr. Rogers!!!!!!!!
Sam-Now, let?s all try to get along!
Aragorn-Can it, Hobbit-Boy! [Hits Sam with a frostbit hand, which immediately crumbles on contact with Sam?s head] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas-[Picks up pieces of Aragorn?s hand] Well, now we know we?re doomed!
All-GLORINDIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-[Appears in really warm snow gear] Mmmmm, nice and Toasty Warm!!! Oh, did someone call for me?
All-WE DID!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-YOU did? YOU, the MIGHTY FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING????????????? I?M SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippin and Merry- PLEASE make us warm too!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-[Temptingly] Oh, you want to be warm too? What do you say? [Pulls paper out of pocket] Oh, here it is, you say:
WE THE MIGHTY FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING,
Weak Fellowship- WE THE MIGHTY FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING,
Glorindiel-DO AKNOWLEDGE THAT WE NEED HELP
Weak Fellowship- DO AKNOWLEDGE THAT WE NEED HELP
Glorindiel-FROM HER MIGHTYNESS, THE PERFECT, MARVELOUS,
Weak Fellowship- FROM HER MIGHTYNESS, THE PERFECT, MARVELOUS,
Glorindiel-LADY GLORINDIEL!!!!!!
Weak Fellowship- LADY GLORINDIEL!!!!!!
Karamono-[Sarcastically] I notice that you didn?t put ?BEAUTIFUL? n there
Glorindiel-I know, that?s because I?m n-HEY!!!!!!!!!!! That was mean!!
Karamono-[Dripping with sarcasm] NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I could hardly guess!!!!
Glorindiel-Well, we need to help the Puny Fellowship!
Karamono-OK!
Glorindiel-[Stops the snow]
Karamono-[Makes the sun come out and a field of flowers sprout]
Glorindiel-that?s a bit too much, there, Karamono!
Karamono-Fine! [Takes away the sun and flowers and makes it warmer on the mountain, the snow starts to thaw]
Merry- Hey! Look! [Takes hold of Gandalf?s beard and breaks it off, being frozen and all]
Gandalf-NO!!! NOT MY BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Pippin- Cool!!!!![Tries it on Boromir?s Goatee-type thing]
Boromir-Oh, no you don?t!!!!! [Pushes Pippin away]
Pippin-[Turns to Aragorn ad grabs his long Ranger-type hair and breaks a chunk off] Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It?s HARD!!!!!!
Aragorn-[Really P/O] Is it? Well, you just run along before I break the hair off of your toes, and break a few other things! [Murmurs really quietly] Like your neck!
Glorindiel-ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You have to go through the Mines of Moria because Saruman is commanding the mountain!
Frodo-Who?s Saruman????
Gandalf-Well it?s a long story??
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Flashback
Gandalf at Saruman?s Tower of Orthanc
Gandalf-Saruman I need your help!
Saruman-GANDALF needs MY help?!?!?!?!?! Ridiculous!
Gandalf- I DO! The Ring has to be destroyed!
Saruman- If you give it to me, then we can Rule!
Gandalf-RULE?!?!?!!?!?!!? [Rubs hands Greedily]
Saruman-Yes, join with me, Gandalf!!
Gandalf- NO!
Saruman-YES!
Gandalf-NO!
Saruman-YES!
Gandalf-YES!
Saruman-NO! Oh, poo! I hate reverse psychology, oh, well, I?ll have to imprison you on my tower until you join with me!
Gandalf-Okie Doke!
On the Tower of Orthanc?
Moth-[Fly, fly, fly]
Gandalf-[Catch] You know the whole scene in the movie, but there is one difference?
Gandalf-Mmmmm! Lunch![Eats moth] BUUUURRRPPPP!
Later?
Momma Moth (Imagine a really big moth, the size of Gwihire)- You ate my baby! Now you will pay!!!
Gandalf-NO! [Begging on knees] Saruman wouldn?t feed me! Your baby went to a good cause!
Momma Moth-OK! I?ll help you too, then. Just don?t eat me!!!!!
Gandalf-Deal
Gandalf and Momma Moth-[Fly away]
End Flashback
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Glorindiel-Well, that chapter got us nowhere really fast!!!!!!
Karamono-At least they are at the DOORS of Moria!
Glorindiel-Yeah!
Will the next chapter get us anywhere?????????????????? Will Karamono stay out of the asylum??????????????????? Will anyone ever be truly sane Again??????????????? Will Legolas have more to say in the next chapter?????????
Glorindiel-All you Legolas fans, I assure you, he will!!!!
Find out in Chapter 7!
Karamono-Only at the DOORS of Moria and we?re on chapter 7 already!!!!!!!!! This is going to be one LONG fan fic! You still have The Two Towers AND The Return of the King!!!
Glorindiel-I know! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-[Moans] HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
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