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Date Posted: 07:41:15 08/10/01 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis, holding her head
Subject: KS looks at her float in dismay
In reply to: kande 's message, "Ring ring! Ring ring!" on 04:42:32 08/10/01 Fri

The mayor's brang new red convertible has huge dents as if it were beaten by a mallet (it was), the windshield has little splinters of cracks throughout and the leather top hangs in tattered shreds. The wire cage KS had been building lists to the side with a few balled-up pieces of kleenex stuck in it. KS is lolling in a rocking chair next to it, sobbing unconsolably.

JD comes down the stairs with a tray of snacks for KS and promptly drops them when he sees the car.

"Ack! What have you done?" he cries.

KS throws her hands in the air. "Who knows? I've tried and tried to feel creatively bitchy, but it's no use." KS stands and kicks one of the convertibles tires, which sags and begins leaking air.

JD tentatively puts a hand on KS' shoulder. "Don't you think that what you did to the Mayor's new car could possibly be described as bitchy?"

"Naaah," KS slumps back into the chair. "Cars are outlawed from Shipperville anyway. I just did what any law-abiding, concerned citizen would do."

JD takes a deep breath. "OK...What about all those clothes you've stolen from Kande?"

KS waves a dismissive hand. "Youthful ignorance."

"The time you went through everyone's underwear drawers?"

"I freed those people to show their fetishes to the world! They liked it!" KS argues.

"Weren't you the one who pushed Rab-id into that hole in the ground when she got pregnant by Mulder with the slugs?" JD is amazed at how KS can twist things around.

"Pffftt! She REALLY liked that. If there was any justice in this world, she would send me gifts on a daily basis for that one," KS is getting indignant. Why does no one recognize the sweetness and light, giving person that she is?

Throughout this entire conversation, someone has been thumping on the upstairs front door. Finally, KS has had enough.

"What the #@$%!! do you want?" she screeches as she stomps up the stairs. JD can hear her open the door, mumble something and then dead silence. Concerned, he starts up the stairs when the silence is broken by an unearthly scream.

"Uh oh," he thinks as he speeds towards the source of the sound.

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Replies:

JD looks down at the unconcious body of his beloved... -- Rabid, still screeching at the Library, 09:56:00 08/10/01 Fri
- JD looks around for his sweetie -- Kande's Sis, 08:07:46 08/11/01 Sat
  - The crowd is quiet as they enter the klub..... -- kenamom, a CANADIAN, 08:41:21 08/11/01 Sat
    - In the back of the room... -- Kande's Sis, 18:32:09 08/12/01 Sun
      - As IOT hands kande and KS citations, Bubba saunters over to the cd player. -- kande, 03:52:59 08/15/01 Wed
        Blame Canada???? For what???? -- kenamom, reading off a long long lost, 09:24:48 08/15/01 Wed