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Date Posted: 04:34:42 08/20/01 Mon
Author: kande
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"Hey! Who ate all the sandwiches?" asks kande.
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "WELCOME HOME STARDOE!!!!!" on 09:11:01 08/19/01 Sun

The group stops bickering and looks at the empty buffet tables. Kande walks slowly over and picks up a plate that used to hold sandwiches. She sniffs it carefully, then slams it down. Styrofoam goes flying.

"VEGEMITE!"

The crowd gasps. Kenamom steps forward. "Do you realize what you are saying? If somebody other than Stardoe, a trained professional, eats that stuff, we're all in big trouble."

Accusations begin to fly through the air, and someone begins shoving. Soon, an all out brawl is going on. The fighting stops as the ground begins to shake. Boom! Boom! The earth shakes some more.

"What's that?" "Is that an earthquake?" "Who's blowing things up?" The questions from the mob go unanswered as the loud noises get closer and closer. Shippervillians who just moments ago were sworn enemies are now huddled together.

"There! What's that?" IOT points to something looming overhead.

"It's...it's...CW?!" The mayor is aghast. "She ate the vegemite?"

"Uh-oh," says the town's not-so-fearless assassin. "Look out - she's got a knitting needle!" KS moves just as the needle is slammed into the ground, but she doesn't move fast enough to escape the yarn. "Help! Somebody help me!" she cries as the yarn piles up on top of her.

"Give me back my belt and I'll think about it," says kande.

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Replies:

KS takes out her handy-dandy swiss army knife -- Kande's Sis, 19:21:03 08/20/01 Mon
- kande turns a lovely shade of curilian blue -- kenamom, in from the forest, wet and cold., 22:04:08 08/21/01 Tue
  - Then Kande backs up and runs over IG -- Kande's Sis, 18:37:39 08/23/01 Thu
    - KM pulls up short -- Stardoe, 05:19:23 08/24/01 Fri
      - "damn aussies.....can't trust hem....especially the ones with badges....." -- kenamom mutters as she leaves the library, 08:52:49 08/25/01 Sat
        Right before Stardoe announces the end of the contest -- Kande's Sis, 09:16:21 08/25/01 Sat
        Stardoe grabs up her handheld PC and starts scribbling with her little plastic pencil thingy. -- Stardoe, 04:09:43 08/27/01 Mon
        Whew, glad I didn't win. -- Kande's Sis, laughing at Kande running down the street, 08:32:58 08/27/01 Mon
        Stardoe stops strumming her guitar to listen more closely to JD and KS's conversation. -- Stardoe, 04:01:04 08/28/01 Tue
        Kande is still pleading her case to Stardoe. -- kande, 04:08:35 08/28/01 Tue
        And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband -- Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate, 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue
        Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once.... -- kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid, 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue