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Date Posted: 19:21:03 08/20/01 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS takes out her handy-dandy swiss army knife
In reply to: kande 's message, ""Hey! Who ate all the sandwiches?" asks kande." on 04:34:42 08/20/01 Mon

And hacks her way through the yarn that has encased her. "Take that, *swish* and that, *hack, hack, hack*, and some of that!" With a final slice and push, she is free! Unfortunately, Kande is buried somewhere beneath the yarn discovering she is terribly allergic to untreated sheep wool.

"Melp! Mugglewump, shwit!" Kande is heard only as a muffled yelp.

KS bounds in front of the sticken Shippervillians, as CW gets ready to stomp her now humongous foot on them as if they are human-sized cockroaches to her giantess self.

"On guard!" KS yells, sticking her knife into CW's big toe.

"ARGH!" CW bellows, and starts jumping up and down on one foot. Whimpering, she hobbles away back towards the library.

"Our hero!" KM fawns on KS. "I hereby cancel all fines for the remainder of the year."

"As you should!" KS replies, flexing her muscles as she attempts to resheath her knife. Behind the group kowtowing to KS, a loud "Harumph!" can be heard. All turn to see Rab-id astride a scooter.

"KS, you big attention hog, you ruined my grand entrance." Rab-id stomps her foot in a hissy fit.

"Moi?" KS is astonished. "You call riding on a scooter in our Bitch parade a big entrance?"

"The rest wouldn't fit through the library door," Rab-id sulks.

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Replies:

kande turns a lovely shade of curilian blue -- kenamom, in from the forest, wet and cold., 22:04:08 08/21/01 Tue
- Then Kande backs up and runs over IG -- Kande's Sis, 18:37:39 08/23/01 Thu
  - KM pulls up short -- Stardoe, 05:19:23 08/24/01 Fri
    - "damn aussies.....can't trust hem....especially the ones with badges....." -- kenamom mutters as she leaves the library, 08:52:49 08/25/01 Sat
      - Right before Stardoe announces the end of the contest -- Kande's Sis, 09:16:21 08/25/01 Sat
        Stardoe grabs up her handheld PC and starts scribbling with her little plastic pencil thingy. -- Stardoe, 04:09:43 08/27/01 Mon
        Whew, glad I didn't win. -- Kande's Sis, laughing at Kande running down the street, 08:32:58 08/27/01 Mon
        Stardoe stops strumming her guitar to listen more closely to JD and KS's conversation. -- Stardoe, 04:01:04 08/28/01 Tue
        Kande is still pleading her case to Stardoe. -- kande, 04:08:35 08/28/01 Tue
        And then she'd add 'Sis' to the waistband -- Kande's Sis is explaining to JD over hot chocolate, 06:55:48 08/28/01 Tue
        Shaking her head in amazement at Stardoe who can be at two places at once.... -- kenamom, taking a potted plant to the invalid Rabid, 09:05:43 08/28/01 Tue