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Date Posted: 14:54:01 07/01/06 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: KS returns from the laund-O-Mat
In reply to: kande 's message, "Kande stands up and dusts herself off." on 11:26:22 06/25/06 Sun

Normally, of course, KS would NEVER do laundry since she has so many much more important things to do: as in torture and mayhem. However, she's discovered that black leather is hot when it's close to 100 degrees and JD was refusing to do housework since he'd been the one to drive the four days home from Iowa.

"I offered to drive," mutters angrily beneath her breath as she wads JD's underwear into little balls and tosses them somewhere in the vicinity of his dresser. "But noooo. Oh well, I'm done." She upends the laundry basket over JD's closet floor and slams it.

Deciding to get a cold drink, KS stomps noisily down the stairs in her cool cotton shorts and tee shirt that has "Got chalk?" on the front and the outline of a body on the back. She's about to grab the refrigerator door when she smells smoke. "JD? Stan?"

KS frowns as she follows smoke rings back to JD's den of iniquity. Stan the sock monkey is reclining with a martini glass in one hand and a cigar in the other. He's wearing a smoking jacket and his best friend, Underdog, is listening to a rambling story attentively.

"Stan. Lee. Redbottom!" KS scolds with her hands on her hips. "Just what do you think you're doing?" She snatches the cigar and puts it out in the martini glass. Flames shoot up and engulf her eyebrows. "Ouch."

Stan pouts and rolls his eyes at Underdog. Silently, they both stand up and Stan throws his arms around Underdog's neck and they both fly out the open window to go over to the Klub and commisserate with Bubba.

"Like I don't know where they're going," KS snarls as she plumps up the couch pillows by walloping them with a good right hook. She jumps as Kande enters the room, just narrowly missing a punch to the snoot. Kande, that is.

"Wassup, Sis?" Kande rolls over to the couch and backs into it. She definitely ate too much while she was in Iowa. It was hard snarfing down all those carbohydrates and sugar, while managing to dodge anything even vaguely green.

"I love Stan, but he's driving me crazy. He keeps leaving smoking jackets and booze bottles all over the house, and he and Underdog play loud rap music they got from our brother in the middle of the night. I mean, they play the music in the middle of the night. Maybe he brought it over to them in the middle of the night too, darned if I know." Ks gives the pillows one last wallop and collapses. "He needs a playdate or something."

"You could send him over to play with the Mayor's kids, but they just went camping." Kande starts fiddling with the remote for the TV, trying to find a Mystic game.

"That's it! He can housesit for the Mayor while she's gone!" KS's face lights up. "I know for a fact she has a case of margarita mix."

"She took that with her," Kande says absentmindedly, then realizes what she's done. "Oh no, you can't send Stan over to her house..."

"And I'll let her know that it was all your idea!" KS adds wickedly as she dials Bubba's cellphone to tell him to send Stan and Underdog over to the Mayor's to stay.

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Replies:

The very next evening -- Kande's Sis, 19:47:37 07/01/06 Sat
- Don't worry, you big weenie. -- Kande's sis, 22:33:58 07/02/06 Sun
  - Er...excuse me, Miss, do you have a bandaid? -- Kande's Sis, 21:42:29 07/05/06 Wed
    - The sound of high pitched giggles... -- Kande's Sis, 15:21:34 07/07/06 Fri
      - You know, favorite daughter -o-mine -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:18 07/10/06 Mon
        Hup, hup, everybody -- Kande's Sis, clapping her hands, 09:06:41 07/13/06 Thu
        Kande decides it's time to check on KS -- Kande's Sis, 08:54:42 07/14/06 Fri
        Hours pass -- Kande's Sis, 13:25:06 07/14/06 Fri
        Kande wakes up, already plotting and planning. -- kande, 08:45:07 07/15/06 Sat
        Next door at the Mayor's house -- Kande's Sis, 11:24:42 07/16/06 Sun
        KS pulls on her night vision goggles and blends into the wall -- Kande's Sis, doing said blending, 21:48:57 07/16/06 Sun