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Date Posted: 12:59:03 12/27/05 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: All eyes turn towards KS as she returns from the post office
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "The Mayor eyes the crowd over her mountain of wrapping paper" on 19:21:34 12/25/05 Sun

"Drum roll, please," Rabid whispers to Bubba. He starts pounding away on some rootbeer kegs.

KS shakes her head 'no.'

"Yes!" screams the Mayor, as Shippervillians all over the Klub sigh, dig deep into their pockets, and pile more gifts under the Christmas tree. The Mayor flips to the final pages of her dictionary-sized Christmas list and glares over her reading glasses at the tourists milling around hopelessly. "I still haven't received that spa package in Aruba, plus there's still 3 months worth of pedicures and manicures to be covered at the Beauty Parlor, the flowered muumuu from Chanel, and stilleto feathered heels from Marvin's Slutty House of Style." The tourists gather, heave a collective sigh, and start pulling bills from their pockets to pool together for yet more gifts.

"I just don't understand this," Kande moans to nobody in particular. She snaps her fingers. "I know! I'll track the package!

Hello, United States Postal Service? I'm trying to track a package. Uh huh, uh huh. OK, I'll check." Kande motions Bubba over and whispers something in the general vicinity of his armpits. Bubba nods and races upstairs.

"Well? Where is it?" KS demands as the others gather eagerly behind her.

"They claim they left it on the roof, behind the shingle with the L-shaped piece of moss, fourth from the South angle of the Sun, anchored beneath a large wasp's nest. I'm sure Bubba will find it."

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"My sister has an ingrown toenail," kande stage-whispers to no one in particular. -- kande, 04:40:18 12/28/05 Wed
- You know how we can fix this and save you a trip? says Large Marge -- Kande's Sis, flat on a gurney, 11:43:52 12/28/05 Wed
  - KS limps out of the post office -- Kande's Sis, limping, 20:01:20 12/29/05 Thu
    - As the mayor cracks her new diamond studded whip... -- kande, 10:06:34 12/30/05 Fri
      - While KS is e-mailing her brother the quiz -- Kande's Sis, 11:58:25 12/30/05 Fri
        So you finally got your package from Kande, says the Mayor glumly -- Kande's Sis, 14:51:46 12/30/05 Fri
        It's not New Year's yet -- Kande's Sis, 06:36:10 01/06/06 Fri
        Forget New Years, today is the MAYORS BIRTHDAY -- kenamom, who is 44 years old today, and proud of it, 09:16:10 01/11/06 Wed
        KS lets her head loll -- Kande's Sis, 22:07:41 01/11/06 Wed
        Suddenly -- CW, 11:28:12 01/19/06 Thu
        The next day -- Kande's Sis, 07:48:11 01/23/06 Mon