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Date Posted: 04:40:18 12/28/05 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: "My sister has an ingrown toenail," kande stage-whispers to no one in particular.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "All eyes turn towards KS as she returns from the post office" on 12:59:03 12/27/05 Tue

Suddenly, the door to the klub swings open and tourists are thrust aside as Large Marge and her henchmen march toward KS. Before KS can utter a sound, she is bound to a gurney and wheeled out of the klub. Large Marge glares at the tourists, then follows.

"Good one, kande!" chirps Det. A tourist, who has been teetering on one foot since Large Marge barged in, finally falls and lands on Det. "I'm ok!"

Everyone turns to look at kande. Kande gives a weak smile, then turns back to her Blackberry. She quickly sends another email to the shipping company: "I don't have moss on my roof."

"Well. That was interesting." The mayor almost looks unsure of what to do. Then she quickly resumes control by whipping out her fine book and passing out fines to all the tourists.

"What's this for?" asks one naive tourist. Even the other tourists know this is a foolish question, and take a step back.

Stardoe approaches the questioning tourist, until they are nose to nose. The tourist, determined to look tough, looks Stardoe in the eye. Alas, the trickle of nervous perspiration on the tourist's forehead gives away the fear. Stardoe snorts, then gives the tourist a little shove. The tourist stumbles, then falls over Detoured who has been on hands and knees, looking for a contact lens.

"I'm ok! And I found my contact!" Detoured stands, triumphantly.

IG, who has been ogling the Red Speedo Revue, suddenly pays attention. "What's going on? Is something shipper-y happening and I missed it?"

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Replies:

You know how we can fix this and save you a trip? says Large Marge -- Kande's Sis, flat on a gurney, 11:43:52 12/28/05 Wed
- KS limps out of the post office -- Kande's Sis, limping, 20:01:20 12/29/05 Thu
  - As the mayor cracks her new diamond studded whip... -- kande, 10:06:34 12/30/05 Fri
    - While KS is e-mailing her brother the quiz -- Kande's Sis, 11:58:25 12/30/05 Fri
      - So you finally got your package from Kande, says the Mayor glumly -- Kande's Sis, 14:51:46 12/30/05 Fri
        It's not New Year's yet -- Kande's Sis, 06:36:10 01/06/06 Fri
        Forget New Years, today is the MAYORS BIRTHDAY -- kenamom, who is 44 years old today, and proud of it, 09:16:10 01/11/06 Wed
        KS lets her head loll -- Kande's Sis, 22:07:41 01/11/06 Wed
        Suddenly -- CW, 11:28:12 01/19/06 Thu
        The next day -- Kande's Sis, 07:48:11 01/23/06 Mon