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Date Posted: 09:32:50 06/18/03 Wed
Author: kenamom
Subject: The Mayor see's the opportunity for a long speech...
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande flops out of the bathroom" on 07:31:38 06/18/03 Wed

As she stands up Bubba walks around ensuring everyone is paying attention. The Mayor walks to the stage. Suddenly hot she she pulls a tissue out of her sleeve and wipes her brow. Her cheeks begin to turn red and the Mayor grips the sides of the podium as a wave of dizzyness overcomes her. Determined to continue on she opens her mouth and instead of her sweet musical voice, a course, deep voice is heard.

"Shippervillians........" she horsely croaks out. Surprised she taps on the mic, then tries again. "Shipper.....Shipper....oh damn....."

The crowd gasps as the Mayor falls to the floor. Bubba comes running and places his hand on the mayors burning forehead. He shakes his head and turns to CW who is dialling her cell phone.

"What" KS answers her phone with her usual grunt.

"The Mayor is down, I repeat, the Mayor is down" she ends the call and returns her cell phone to her pocket. She takes one of the masks that B3 is handing out the the remaining people standing. Placing it over her mouth and nose she helps Bubba carry the Mayor out of the Klub. Catching up to Aunt Madge and KS who are in deep discussion over the latest turn of events.

"We have an epidemic on our hands...." Aunt Madge says as she counts her long needles and wonders if she will have to use her sharp ones as well as her dull ones.

"Two people is not an epidemic" KS argues, knowing what a slow tourist season will do to her finances.

"It is spreading, we must DO SOMETHING"

"What ever it is.....don't tell the WHO" kenamom whispers between gasps.

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Replies:

The who? -- Kande's Sis asks politely, 07:56:13 06/19/03 Thu
- "Cough...cough...hack..." wheezes Kande. -- kande, 12:39:10 06/21/03 Sat
  - KS pulls on a pair of surgical gloves -- Kande's Sis, 10:17:58 06/22/03 Sun
    - Deep in the bowels of the hospital -- Kande's Sis, 07:19:14 06/26/03 Thu
      - Suddenly all the curtains slide open -- kenamom, who wasn't really sick, 06:44:10 06/27/03 Fri
        You ARE wearing underwear, aren't you? -- Kande's Sis's mom asks in horror, 08:14:18 06/27/03 Fri