I call this meeting to order! -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 09:00:43 11/29/02 Fri
Author: Kenamom hollers as she bangs her gavel.....
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I call this meeting to order!

The crowd ignores her and continues to natter. kande is wearing large rubber fishing pants and is up on a table, cautiously watching the floor below her. KS is giving her trained cats a refresher course on mouse hunting and Rabid is counting her slugglettes, making sure none have been taken for a mouse meal.

"SHUT UP EVERYONE" the Mayor yells. The crowd stops talking and turns to face her.

"Now we all know why we are here, Shipperville has been invaded by mice. Not just any mice, these mice are able to drop body parts at anytime and it is reasonable to assume, the parts grow back!" kenamom holds up the head that was found in KS's basement.

"It's just like in the episode, Leonard Betts, but its mice instead of a man!" kande add's, using her XF reference guide, volume three, for information.

"Thats right.....so what are we going to do?" kenamom asks the crowd.

CW peers over her grandmotherly rhinestone studded half glasses at Bubba who is leaning against the wall, trying to look casual. She holds up a knitting needle high in the air then slowly directs the point towards Bubba. The crowd follows the line and soon everyone is staring at the little gray alien.

"he knows something, I don't know what but he knows......I can feel it" CW says clearly.

"Thats good enough for me" kenamom hits her desk again with the gavel. "TO BUBBA'S ROOM, LETS SEARCH IT FOR CLUES"

Bubba gasps then runs out of the room towards his little hovel under the stairs.

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Replies:

He disappears into his room, slamming the door -- Kande's Sis, 23:05:51 11/29/02 Fri
- woooo wooooo wooooowit woooooo wit wit wooooo oooooo -- Stardoe, 23:59:07 11/30/02 Sat
  - Listen. -- Kande's Sis says suddenly, 06:46:18 12/02/02 Mon
    - LOOK......UP IN THE SKY!!!! -- kenamom, running outside, 10:29:56 12/03/02 Tue
      - Suddenly the Klub erupts -- Kande's Sis, 07:02:11 12/09/02 Mon
        Pitter...Pit...Pat...Patter...ptttpitter-patter...pit-pat-pit-PATTERPITTERPATTER-Pitter-pat-pat-patter-pitter! -- Rabid, huddled under a heap of Shippervillians..., 17:36:33 12/09/02 Mon
        It will be impossible to find those slugs -- Kande's Sis Yay! Rabid's back, 07:04:28 12/10/02 Tue
        "Gloves, people!" Grissom orders. -- kande, 04:35:15 12/12/02 Thu
        Maybe. Maybe not. -- Kande's Sis, attempting to look modest and failing., 16:43:45 12/12/02 Thu
        Rabid is seated at a corner table, feet curled up under her, skirt modestly tucked about her knees, quietly reading KS's book while turmoil rages in the Klub -- Rabid, sighing and uncapping her RED pen, 10:12:43 12/18/02 Wed
        I have no idea what she's talking about -- Kande's Sis yelps, 10:38:59 12/20/02 Fri
        As Bubba brings KS a blender, he suddenly stops. -- kande, 02:59:17 12/24/02 Tue
        "Of Course....Christmas is the Socks Season" -- kenamom, ready for the big fat man in the red coat, 08:27:44 12/24/02 Tue
        And by the way.,.. -- Kande's Sis walks over to Kande's eensy pile, 11:56:17 12/24/02 Tue
        "This is the Worst Case Scenario!" kande wails. -- kande, 10:16:31 12/27/02 Fri
        "I go first" -- km picks the red man and grabs the dice with dainty fingers., 19:15:50 12/27/02 Fri
        Rabid points a quivering finger at the window -- Kande's Sis, 09:25:53 12/28/02 Sat