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Date Posted: 07:57:43 05/06/03 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis, chortling
Subject: The trio drive towards the dam
In reply to: kande 's message, "SO is behind the wheel of the gigantic orange station wagon." on 07:42:10 05/06/03 Tue

KS rubs her hands together with maniacal glee. She's been giving Kande and S.O. the rundown of her master takeover plan. "...and after we disable the dam and cause the Canucks to lose to Minnesota they'll be putty in our hands. Muwahahahahaha!"

Suddenly, the car stalls. "Ack! I didn't do anything, I promise!" S.O. wails as the sisters give her a warning look. KS reaches over and starts it again.

"Look! Over there! That's the dam where Scully shot the scene with Cassandra." The Mayor's voice comes out of a speaker on the dash. At first the three get fidgety, thinking the Mayor had found them and then realize they're in the Tour Mobile. Obediently, Kande and KS take out their cameras and take a shot of the dam and surrounding scenery. Blinded by Kande's flash, S.O. swerves wildly and they wind up on the side of the road.

"Damn!" S.O. curses.

"No, dam." Kande gently corrects her as she points at the landmark.

"I said damn, and that's what I meant." S.O. glares at her. Being a Secret Operative isn't all it was described to her back in D.C. The pay is in Canadian bills and everyone knows that's less than U.S.

"F---!" KS suddenly curses. Kande promptly washes her mouth out with soap. "I meant, damn!"

"Dam, dam, dam, dam, dam!" Kande pounds on the dashboard for emphasis.

While our heroines are having a moment of profanity, the Mayor finally realizes Shaun has gone to the wrong restaurant just as the waitress announces she has guests. Bubba and B-cubed enter and sit silently at the table.

"The little one said it was his birthday," the waitress tells her as the wait staff gathers completely 'round the table to sing. The Mayor's view of the door is blocked just as Shawn enters, looks around, shrugs, and starts to exit.

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Replies:

In glee, B3 lifts KM up on his shoulders -- kenamom, 09:40:18 05/06/03 Tue
- Kande, KS, and SO bicker over what to do next. -- kande, 18:21:50 05/07/03 Wed
  - Aaaiiiii! -- Kande's Sis screams at the end of the precipice, 19:18:38 05/07/03 Wed
    - In case you're wondering: An aside -- Kande's Sis, 20:42:34 05/07/03 Wed
    - "I'v Got It!" -- A lightbulb goes off over KM's head, 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed
      - Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt. -- kande, 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
        The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
        "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
        As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
        Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
        The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon