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Date Posted: 07:42:10 05/06/03 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: SO is behind the wheel of the gigantic orange station wagon.
In reply to: kenamom 's message, "From the dark corner a green face appears." on 23:08:15 05/05/03 Mon

"You two do remember that I don't drive, right?" SO swerves to avoid hitting a telephone pole.

"It doesn't matter. We're in Canada." KS snaps at SO, then turns back to her map. "Ok, so we know that the mayor is on the phone right now with her political advisor. We must somehow get the advisor to go to the wrong location."

"No problemo," says kande. "I put a decoder chip in the mayor's phone so anything resembling an address will be randomly changed to another address."

"Good work, sis." KS looks at her sister with something remotely resembling respect. Alas, the look is fleeting. Looking out the window of the car, she yells, "Quick! In there!"

SO cuts across three lanes of traffic and pulls into a parking lot. KS hops out, runs into the store, then returns with a package. Seeing the inquiring looks from kande and SO, she opens the bag and pulls out a Barbie.

"Eeewww! Get that thing away from me!" Kande retreats to a corner of the car.

"Relax, you wimp. This is merely a decoy." KS shows the dynamic duo how the decoy will work.

Meanwhile, the mayor is sitting in a restaurant, drumming her fingers on the table. "Where is Shaun? She is always so disorganized."

The hostess tentatively approaches the mayor. "Umm...are you waiting for someone?"

Sensing a trap, the mayor responds, "Who wants to know, and what is it to you?" Cowed, the hostess backs slowly away from the table.

Meanwhile, Bubba and B-Cubed (that's Big, Bad, Bubba) are still staring at each other. Finally, B-Cubed blinks. He then motions for Bubba to follow him. The two grab some golf clubs and go to a local golf course where they discover a father-son golf tournament is going on. B-Cubed looks at Bubba, shrugs, then pays the entry fee.

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Replies:

The trio drive towards the dam -- Kande's Sis, chortling, 07:57:43 05/06/03 Tue
- In glee, B3 lifts KM up on his shoulders -- kenamom, 09:40:18 05/06/03 Tue
  - Kande, KS, and SO bicker over what to do next. -- kande, 18:21:50 05/07/03 Wed
    - Aaaiiiii! -- Kande's Sis screams at the end of the precipice, 19:18:38 05/07/03 Wed
      - In case you're wondering: An aside -- Kande's Sis, 20:42:34 05/07/03 Wed
      - "I'v Got It!" -- A lightbulb goes off over KM's head, 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed
        Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt. -- kande, 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
        The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
        "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
        As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
        Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
        The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon