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Date Posted: 14:28:42 07/06/02 Sat
Author: kenamom, looking skyward
Subject: As kande and KS begin to squabble over the clothing
In reply to: One tough broad 's message, "After kicking some shrunken mutant butt..." on 06:28:38 07/06/02 Sat

A loud rumbling is heard from the sky. Mulder steps in front of Scully in a over protective way. Scully elbows him then steps out for a better view. the kande sisters stop rolling around in the tacky clothes and stare at the sky as the rumbling gets louder, and seemingly closer.

Rabid opens her extra large librarian/sluggette bag and begins to stuff various objects in, her sluggettes squeeling with delite.

"WHAT IS IT?" kenamom asks a shivering Bubba. He shakes his head unknowingly.

A tiny object is seen in the sky, it grows at it gets closer, finally a large light is hovering over the garage sale area. The Shippervillians look up with stunned expressions. The ball of light then begins a slow decent, landing (and charring) Doggetts manly man truck that is parked on the street. Doggett, unable to stop the damage, starts to wimper.

The glowing ball begins to fade and as it fades a little giggle is heard. The flame dies and the crowd gasps.

"DAMN YOU DETOUR!" Doggett screams, "YOU BURNT MY TRUCK"

"sorry, you guys like my new Egg-Nog Enforcer Suit, and look" Detour grins as she pulls a short string hanging from the sleeve. A tinny tune is heard playing. Detour giggles.

"It also plays Home on the Range"

Kenamom pulls out her tax book and begins to write up the "Annoying flying Super-Hero's suit' assessment and hands it to Detour. The smile falls from her face, "aaawww Mayor, the suit didn't even cost that much"

KS, really annoyed that the attention is taken away from her sale and everyone is now focused on Detour, pushes her way to the middle of the crowd.

"Are you DONE?" she yells.

"..yup...oh...wait....." a light bulb goes off over dets head as she remembers why she is here, "THE SOCIALISTS ARE COMING.....THE SOCIALISTS ARE COMING!!!!"

The crowd gasps.

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Thank God. This crowd wasn't spending enough. -- KS is heard to mutter, 16:02:51 07/06/02 Sat
- "no...thats not right......." Detour says, getting as red as the red flames on her cape. -- km, finishing writing up the tax bill for KS's sale, 23:17:11 07/10/02 Wed
  - The Fox Network Execs are bemused by KS -- KS flexing her biceps for one FOX exec, 07:30:08 07/11/02 Thu
    - As Rabid runs out the door, -- CW, 16:03:06 07/11/02 Thu
      - The Network Exec's Crowd around CW and IG -- kenamom, watching one exec closely, 10:47:51 07/13/02 Sat
        Racing into the klub... -- Kande's Sis, 09:20:51 07/14/02 Sun
        The blue flicker of the TV screen fades out on the final scene of FIREFLY... -- Rabid, bursting into lone applause, 19:44:11 07/14/02 Sun
        So what's our role here? -- KS, pretending to shoot at the screen, 19:17:46 07/15/02 Mon
        "Hey! Where'd kande go?" Kenamom looks around the klub. -- kande, 03:18:21 07/18/02 Thu
        Don't forget to pack your swimsuit! -- KS yells up the stairs of the klub, 06:41:12 07/18/02 Thu