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Date Posted: 06:28:38 07/06/02 Sat
Author: One tough broad
Subject: After kicking some shrunken mutant butt...
In reply to: Rabid, garage sale-ing 's message, ""How much for this Anasazi Oven Mitt?" CW inquires" on 21:41:58 07/05/02 Fri

KS turns around to see Melissa rolling around in all of JD's cast-off sweatshirts. Quickly sidling over to JD, KS whispers "Did you spray them with eau de Doggett?"

"I did just what you ordered me to do," JD whispers back, bewildered. "I wore all of them -- sans deodorant -- for three days."

"Excellent!" KS saunters over to the pile of used clothing and towers over Melissa. "Two thousand dollars?"

"Sold!" Melissa hands over her paycheck for the last 18 months from selling ice cream at the klub. She manages to stand up, her hair and clothes touseled, drool still smeared on her chin and cheek. Then she piles the clothing into a large plain brown sack ("$50 for the sack!" KS told her sternly. "What do you think we are, a charity?") and totters home hunched protectively over the clothing.

CW is inspecting a pair of knitting needles that turn into stilleto's when a button is pushed. JD waits on a triumphant KM, while KS soothes Bubba by pointing him in the direction of a interactive ET that ejects M & M's when you squeeze its finger.

"Sweetie look!" Rabid excitedly points in the direction of a large casket. "It would be perfect for a honeymoon."

"All cherry wood with a white satin lining," KS tells them as she rushes past to break up a gathering of the mutant heads who are worshipping Rabid's basket of sluglets. "No politics, no religion today," she tells the heads sternly. "This is strictly a for-profit garage sale."

A loud shriek is heard coming from a knot of milling Shippervillians. "Those are MY clothes!" Kande can be heard to yell.

"Ooh!" KS grins widely as she hurries over. "I smell a sale!"

-KS, gearing up for the masses at my garage sale -- I hope

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As kande and KS begin to squabble over the clothing -- kenamom, looking skyward, 14:28:42 07/06/02 Sat
- Thank God. This crowd wasn't spending enough. -- KS is heard to mutter, 16:02:51 07/06/02 Sat
  - "no...thats not right......." Detour says, getting as red as the red flames on her cape. -- km, finishing writing up the tax bill for KS's sale, 23:17:11 07/10/02 Wed
    - The Fox Network Execs are bemused by KS -- KS flexing her biceps for one FOX exec, 07:30:08 07/11/02 Thu
      - As Rabid runs out the door, -- CW, 16:03:06 07/11/02 Thu
        The Network Exec's Crowd around CW and IG -- kenamom, watching one exec closely, 10:47:51 07/13/02 Sat
        Racing into the klub... -- Kande's Sis, 09:20:51 07/14/02 Sun
        The blue flicker of the TV screen fades out on the final scene of FIREFLY... -- Rabid, bursting into lone applause, 19:44:11 07/14/02 Sun
        So what's our role here? -- KS, pretending to shoot at the screen, 19:17:46 07/15/02 Mon
        "Hey! Where'd kande go?" Kenamom looks around the klub. -- kande, 03:18:21 07/18/02 Thu
        Don't forget to pack your swimsuit! -- KS yells up the stairs of the klub, 06:41:12 07/18/02 Thu