The mayor drowns her scrambled eggs with ketchup as Kande cries over her pop-tarts. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 04:29:41 08/07/02 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: The mayor drowns her scrambled eggs with ketchup as Kande cries over her pop-tarts.
In reply to: km, blaring the announcement through a bullhorn 's message, ""NOROMO'S ARE BACK IN TOWN"" on 13:04:41 08/06/02 Tue

"*sob* I just don't understand!" Kande whines. "Two days before we left for vacation, the Mystics won and had a solid hold on first place in the eastern conference. Next thing you know," she slaps her hands together for emphasis, "they are on a seven game losing streak. SEVEN GAMES!" Kande shakes her head in disbelief. "They might not even make the playoffs!"

Kenamom nods, which causes a dribble of ketchup to fall onto her expensive silk blouse. Seeing this, Kande bursts into tears anew. How will she ever be able to raise the money for this fine?

Bubba emerges from the kitchen. He looks nervously around the klub, peeks behind the bar, even opens The Door That Nobody Ever Opens.

"Bubba?" Kenamom asks. This sends Bubba to the ceiling where he digs in his alien talons. "Bubba? What's going on?"

Bubba drops to the floor. He pantomimes TPC-2's outspoken dislike of aliens because they are all bad. He chokes back tears as he acts out how she publicly humiliated him by telling everyone he was naked after the towel he was wearing fell off.

Kenamom shakes her head. "Oh, Bubba. I'm so sorry you had to go through that. As soon as I see KS, she will be hit with a fine!" Bubba smiles his thanks then points out the ketchup on her expensive silk blouse.

"Oh, fiddlesticks." Kenamom walks over to the women's restroom to find the door locked. She pounds on the door. "Who's in the bathroom?" GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!!!"

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Replies:

The door opens slowly and -- kenamom, 07:52:51 08/09/02 Fri
- You a boy! a voice whispers into the cellphone -- Kande's Sis, 08:59:59 08/10/02 Sat
  - "Bubba! I told you not to steal the towels!" -- kande, 04:16:01 08/13/02 Tue
    - Most definitely a 7! -- Kande's Sis calls out gaily, 06:54:44 08/13/02 Tue
      - "thats London Ontario, in Canada" -- kenamom continuing on, 07:48:06 08/13/02 Tue
        "It's ok - come on out." Kande reassures the klub's patrons. -- kande, 03:45:43 08/14/02 Wed
        KS quickly updates the crew on the rules -- Kande's Sis, taking the wheelbarrow, 19:32:01 08/14/02 Wed
        "nothing" ks claims innocently -- kenamom, squinting her eyes, 22:01:42 08/14/02 Wed
        Aunt Madge! Rabid shrieks -- Kande's Sis clinging to the chandelier, 10:18:27 08/16/02 Fri
        Following her example, -- CW, 22:46:14 08/20/02 Tue
        As the mad rumpus winds down -- Kande's Sis, 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu
        "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge. -- kande, 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
        KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri