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Date Posted: 07:09:29 02/05/02 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Leaving KS snoring amid the peanut shells...
In reply to: kande 's message, "Kande goes pale." on 03:42:31 02/05/02 Tue

Kande and Stardoe rush out to supervise the untangling of the Melissa/JD/Monica tableau. CW is standing at the site with a blow torch, patiently searing the threesome's backsides.

"As soon as I've got them a bit more pliable, you all are going to have to reach in there and pull them apart," CW informs them as she bustles around adding touches of flame here and there.

Kande gets even paler than she did when she saw Stardoe's syringe. "That is soooo gross," she moans. "I'm not going to touch them and you can't make me." At this, she crosses her arms in her characteristic pout and plops onto the ground.

"Oh yeah?" Stardoe slowly pulls another syringe out of her pocket as she watches Kande. Kande watches the syringe.

"Maybe I was a bit too hasty in my announcement," Kande tells her, wiping the sweat away that's popped out onto her forehead.

Wussy, Stardoe thinks. Aloud she says, "Yes, I think you were too hasty. Get over there and pull Melissa off JD!"

Kande goes over to where CW is patiently burning away Monica's eyebrows and KM is chipping away with an ice scraper. Wrapping her arms around JD's waist, Kande gives a mighty tug. JD escapes Melissa's death grasp with a loud 'fwop' and Kande falls back onto the group with JD on top of her.

"Aaaaahhh! Ick, ick, ick!" she screeches as she tries to maneuvour JD off.

Back at the klub, KS is dusting off her fatigues. "I thought they'd never leave," she mutters as she straightens her tee shirt. "As if they could overcome me with a mere serum!" she scoffs. She goes over to the bar and swigs a rootbeer. Then she adds several expensive items to her birthday list, figuring Kande owes her. She idly watches Bubba creeping up on Pattini.

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Replies:

Bubba steps over the dreaming KS -- kenamom, 15:07:58 02/05/02 Tue
- Just as Bubba starts to snap the first photo -- Kande's Sis, 06:18:56 02/06/02 Wed
  - SURPRISE! -- kenamom, wearing a faux mink stole and a champagne glass, 21:32:45 02/06/02 Wed
    - "...ok, I want a really big cake with You-Know-Who to pop out..." begins KS. -- kande, 04:48:27 02/08/02 Fri
      - Using her tail like a windshield wiper -- Kande's Sis, 22:51:36 02/08/02 Fri
        Bubba licks his lips excitedly -- kenamom, 19:07:46 02/10/02 Sun
        She pulls out the "All you need to know about alien grimaces but were afraid to ask" -- Kande's Sis, 06:35:14 02/11/02 Mon
        Meanwhile over on the curb.... -- Rabid, dropping in to say hi to her cyber twin..., 23:51:10 02/11/02 Mon
        Kande gives Pattini a good rub behind the ears. -- kande, 03:40:57 02/12/02 Tue
        Det and IG tippy-toe behind the nearest tree -- Kande's Sis, 20:40:34 02/12/02 Tue
        "WHAT?...and to think I felt really bad about using YOUR name.. -- Rabid(still in the Shipperville neck of the spooky woods), 22:05:08 02/12/02 Tue
        JD gulps as he fingers the warrant -- Kande's Sis, 06:40:09 02/13/02 Wed
        "Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD. -- kande, 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon
        We don't need no stinkin' Mrs. Peel -- Kande's Sis says indignantly, 07:02:48 02/19/02 Tue
        "What do you mean do I have a PASSPORT?" Rabid squeaks.. -- Rabid, in custody, 01:44:58 02/20/02 Wed
        Load up the electrodes, Stardoe! -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:13 02/21/02 Thu