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Heinz El Sam Comedy Vez
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Date Posted: 12/ 9/04 11:00am
In reply to:
Comedy Mark
's message, "Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man" on 12/ 9/04 10:47am
Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on comedy. But I am saying that I am the authority on comedy. That being said, your joke was funny. Also, not enough comedians explain their jokes anymore. It's so hard to really get a joke these days. Are you with me fellas?
>I am never doing stand up again.
>
>Although I thought of a good joke. I was talking to
>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and I said
>something like "when I finally do pull my 'lucky'
>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll notice it
>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13 colonies'".
>
>See, because like it's been a long time since there
>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's been a
>long time since I got laid. So, yeah, hahahah.
>
>I don't think anyone but Sean would even attempt to
>like that joke.
>
>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up with the
>>next stand up act?
>>
>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is great. I
>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>
>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially around
>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive things
>around
>>>this time of year.
>>>
>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and the
>>retarded.
>>>
>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning and
>>whingeing
>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert, why can't I
>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll do
>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man advert, can
>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on and on
>>and
>>>>on .....
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS. EVERYONE
>>JUST
>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's sisters
>husband
>>>>is
>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but huh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best sisters
>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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