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Date Posted: Monday, November 18, 07:32:26pm
In reply to:
Arielle~~~
's message, "I LOVE THIS!!!" on Monday, November 18, 03:38:46pm
Chapter 5
-Disclaimer-
Glorindiel-Hey! Hey! Hey!
Karamono-(monotone) Yay.
Glorindiel-I have FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Eyes well up] Thank you to my faithful reviewers [and probably the only people who like these idiotic fics!!!!!!!
· My bestest buddy, Krista
· ?Milly Thompson? (Thank you for letting me use you as a model for Elrond)
· Katie (forgot your author name, SORRY!)
· Player 1
· Player 2
· Satan?s Angel/ Arielle
· Kalina
· Adoring, Marvelous Fan-Type Person
· Jackie
· Elizabeth: Spirit of Starlight Valley
Glorindiel- And, of course, thank you to me, cause without me, these people wouldn?t laughed so hard that they almost peed their pants or fell off their chairs (or in Jackie?s case, the couch)!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-What about me? Where?s the love?
Glorindiel-[Hugs the Musey-Type Thing] Thank you Karamono, for?. Uh?.something!
Karamono-Humph!
Glorindiel-No matter how much I like writing these fics, I don?t own Lord of the Rings (or the Wizard of Oz), alas, alack, alackaday!! [Pretends to cry]
Karamono-Let?s just move on to Chapter 5.
Random fans of this fic-YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-There I put you guys in this fic!!!!I did it !!!!! Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!
Karamono-Let?s just move on to the chapter, OK? The Disclaimer is long enough!!!!
Glorindiel-[Sadly, hanging her head] Ok.
CHAPTER 5
The VERY Diverse Fellowship-[Walking, walking, walking]
Pippin-If I may ask, does anyone know why everyone was wearing a dress back there? [Points over his shoulder to Rivendell, still in sight after an hour of walking]
Legolas-[Looks down at his robe, the runs behind a tree and changes into the outfit you see in the Movie, then he comes back] Nope. No idea why. [Whistle, whistle, whistle]
Gimli-why were YOU wearing a dress, Elf-Boy????!!!!!
Sam-[Catching Gimli?s drift] Oh, suuuuuuuure! That?s what you WANT us to think!
Legolas-You know, I?m beginning to feel like Dorothy in Munchkin Land!
Gimli-[Getting up (or as much as possible) in Legolas?s face] You say that again, Pretty-Boy!!!
Legolas-[Singing in a real high annoying voice] We represent the LULLABY LEAGUE!!!!!!!![Dancing around Gimli]
Gimli- [Kicks Legolas?you know?..down there?]
Legolas-[Mellow for the next hour]
Karamono-BOUNDARIES!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-[Laughing her head off]
Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo-[High five Gimli, Random cheers of] Go Gimli! Yeah! No more Legolas! See ya Pretty-Boy!!!
Gandalf-Now! Let?s make this journey halfway enjoyable if I have to be with you freaks!
Karamono-Gandalf?s right!!!!!
Boromir-[Turns on Karamono, but trips on a tree root] Oooffff!!!! [Looks up, spitting bits of grass and dirt out of his mouth] You?re not even part of this Fellowship!!
Karamono-[Yelling back at Boromir] I would hardly call this a FELLOWSHIP!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn-[Steps between them] Now, now, let?s listen to Gandalf.
Karamono-Oh, can it Goody-Two-Shoes-Type King-Person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel[Holds him back from inflicting pain upon one King-Type Person] Let?s go?..the police are waiting to take you to your nice, white, padded room. [Drags Karamono off]
Karamono-[Yelling all the cuss words under the sun at Aragorn]
Pippin-[Intelligent, for once] And they say I need mental help!!!!
Frodo-That was the freakiest thing I?ve ever seen.
All others-[Nod and agree]
Glorindiel-He? s usually not like this.
Karamono-[Being taken away in a dog-type carrier] And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren?t for you meddling sun of a b-[The door of the police car slams]
Pippin-Bye Mr. Deranged Person Muse!!!![Waves]
Merry-Pippin, shut up.
All others besides Merry and Pippin-[Nod and agree]
Pippin-[Eyes well up and get really big] Bu-bu-bu-bu [Chin quivers and he chokes out] But I thought we were BEST FRIENDS!!!!!! We joined the ?BEST FRIENDS FOREVER CLUB?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have the-the-the [Tears leak down his face] The ?BEST FRIENDS FOREVER RING?!!!!!! [Holds out hand and flips the lid of the ring up. An annoying song starts of Pippin and Merry singing:
?It?s the BEST FRIENDS FOREVER,
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER,
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER,
RING!!!!
Two little cutout figures of Merry and Pippin pop up and dance cheesily around the rim of the ring, then disappear at the end of the song, back into the ring]
Glorindiel-Please Note: I forgot to say that I do not own the scene of Karamono being taken away, I took that from the Scooby-Doo Movie (Which Rocks, by the way) and just put in Karamono instead of Scrappy-Doo. Also, I do not own the ?BEST FRIENDS FOREVER RING? song, that?s from Spongebob Squarepants, OK? So don?t sue me!!!!!!
Merry- [Eyes well up] No!!!!! We?re best friends, but I just got carried away!!!!!!!!! Forgive me PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippin-[Spaced off, he has an extremely short attention span] OK! [Skips off like nothing ever happened]
Frodo-Take that back, THAT was the freakiest thing I?ve ever seen.
Gandalf-The sun is setting, we need to make camp. We have to walk into the sunlight, don?t look straight into the sun, you will blind yourself.
Pippin and Merry-[Look straight into the sun] 0o0! [Transfixed in the sun]
Sam and Frodo- [Each grabs either Merry or Pippin and drags them off]
Merry and Pippin- 0o0!
Boromir-Stupid little things, aren?t they?
The Next Day?
Gandalf-We have to go over the Mountain!
Aragorn-But It?s COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo-Too bad! [Kicks Aragorn in the shin]
Glorindiel-You guys are going to have to try to climb it by yourselves, cause I have to go and try to convince the police to let Karamono out. They know me. We?ve been there before.
Frodo-NO!!!!!!!!!!!WE NEED YOUR GUIDANCE!!!!!!!!! [Runs and hugs Glorindiel tightly] DON?T LEAVE ME WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glorindiel-[Face goes all dopey] Ohhhhhhhh [Sighs]
Will Glorindiel ever tell Frodo how she feels?????????????????? Will the Fellowship make it up Caradras by THEMSELVES?!
Glorindiel- Not a chance!
Will Karamono get out of the asylum????????????????????????? Will anyone ever be sane again?????????????????????????????????????
Find out in Chapter 6?
Karamono-[I asylum] I WILL GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
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