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Date Posted: 22:25:04 07/19/01 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Back in Shipperville...
In reply to: Hank 's message, "The view from the back of kande's bike." on 19:20:22 07/19/01 Thu

KS is tossing the torture room. JD wanders down in a pair of yellow polka-dot boxers. He kisses the back of KS's neck as she frowns and stares off into space.

"What's the matter, pumpkin?" he queries.

"I can't find the skeleton of my first torture victim," KS replies, bemused. "I know it was right here," she waves vaguely in the direction of a meat hook.

JD snorts. "What idiot would want a skeleton?" He takes one look at KS' face and hastily adds, "besides the person who tortured him/her to death, of course."

KS puts her fingertips to her head and closes her eyes. "I have this strong psychic sense...there's sounds of huffing and puffing...broad stretch of shiny fabric...lots and lots of corn...someone giving the bird to a passing motorist..." she opens her eyes. "I dunno, it's a mystery."

JD puts a comforting arm around KS. "I'm sure you'll find your skeleton soon. Heard any repercussions from Iowa about that nasty rumor you started?"

"Nah. I have plenty of time to add to it before Kande gets back," KS grins. "Watusi?"

...in front of a glowing computer screen in the middle of the night in Iowa, Kande's S.O. gasps. "So that's why Kande has all that weird texture to her hair!"

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Replies:

Iowa PETA news flash: Opossum killer on the loose! -- Kande's Sis, 17:41:53 07/20/01 Fri
- MY JOURNEY ON A BIKE IN AMERICA - DAY 4 & 5 by Kande Rae -- Rabid, eager to catch up on the day I missed, 17:47:27 07/21/01 Sat
  - Getting to Sioux City to start RAGBRAI Tomorrow -- Kande's Sis, reporting for the family, 18:11:43 07/21/01 Sat
    - More reports from Dad -- Kande's Sis, 20:46:38 07/22/01 Sun
      - Found the mountains yet? -- CW, 20:32:47 07/24/01 Tue
        Kande is picked up by the Minnesota state bird: A mosquito! -- Kande's Sis, 06:42:33 07/25/01 Wed
        Dear Shippervillians, -- kenamom, who recieved the following postcard, postage due, 18:30:55 07/25/01 Wed
        Strange, I received THIS postcard, hand-delivered by Bubba -- Kande's Sis, 21:11:09 07/25/01 Wed
        Even Stranger....Bubba delivered this one to me -- kenamom, 11:03:49 07/26/01 Thu
        Do postcards count as legal documents? -- Kande's Sis, 07:27:42 07/27/01 Fri
        Kande's next-to-last-day on the bike ride -- Kande's Sis, 20:22:40 07/27/01 Fri
        MY QUEST FOR THE HEARTLAND OF BIKER AMERICA...IN IOWA -Day 57 another post from the road by Kande Rae -- Rabid, trying to catch up again, 18:12:09 07/28/01 Sat
        Possum sighting: Dead with beads and "Team Roadkill" sticker on it. -- A Mysterious Sunburnt Stranger with Very Muscular Quads, 17:53:42 07/29/01 Sun
        Did it have big long legs? -- CW--love a good joke!, 18:40:29 07/29/01 Sun