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Date Posted: 18:28:18 12/22/04 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis, still posing as Santa
Subject: Oof! Get off my lap!
In reply to: CW 's message, "The rest of the fortunate" on 09:07:52 12/22/04 Wed

"Not until you take my name off the Bad List," Kande tartly informs her, starting to bounce. KS winces.

"No way," she tells her Sis from between gritted teeth. "Santa will need that list on Christmas Eve to see how many people deserve coal in their stockings."

"How about if I tell you what the last 2 letters of what's-his-faces name stands for?"

"That's a pretty convuluted sentence, Little Missy," KS tells her, looking mildly interested. "I'll tell you what, I won't report you to the grammar police if you go ahead and tell me what the MD stands for."

"And you're dropping prepositions. I think." Kande sniffs, giving an extra large bounce. KS spreads her knees and Kande lands on the floor.

"Whatever. I already know what it stands for anyway. NEXT!" KS motions for the Red Speedo Revue elves to get the next victim...er, person in line. Bubba comes bouncing up to KS with a wide smile on his face and a long list in his hand. Kande starts to say something and then looks at the Bad List tucked under KS's beard and closes her mouth.

KS heaves Bubba up on her lap. "So Little Fella, what can I bring you?" Bubba beams at her and hands her the list. "Spaceship, intergalactic Walking Bubble, blah, blah, blah...a woman?!"

Bubba blushes and looks down. He wants a woman to do alien experiments on, but he decides he doesn't need to enlighten this human. Besides, he never trusts a woman with a beard.

KS raises her eyebrows and shrugs. "To each his own." She sets Bubba back down on the ground and sends him off to one of the Red Speedo Revue elves for his candycane.

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Bubba licks his candy cane (without removing the wrapper). -- kande, 03:51:37 12/23/04 Thu
- Blinking in surprise -- CW--that makes two of us, 07:20:57 12/24/04 Fri
  - T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:21:21 12/24/04 Fri
  - T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:23:04 12/24/04 Fri
    - Later on Christmas Day -- Kande's Sis, 23:52:34 12/25/04 Sat
      - Should we tell her? -- CW, 21:08:41 12/26/04 Sun
        "You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper. -- kande, 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon
        KS looks down in disgust -- Kande's Sis, 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
        Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
        My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed