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Date Posted: 09:37:20 08/17/03 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Just as everyone is waiting for KS to completely disrobe
In reply to: Rabid, doing her own voice over from the beyond... 's message, "LIFTS...you silly old bat...LIFTS....it should be "...the last library assistant had to wear LIFTS." I mean, FLATS makes no earthly sense...with the hive thing...SIGH..." on 19:34:03 08/16/03 Sat

JD comes rushing through the door. "I got here as fast as I could," he pants, rushing straight to KS and hovering over her protectively.

KS halts the disrobing. She's still wearing the long underwear she was wearing under the cami's and itchy wool skirt and hadn't yet touched her blinding white tee shirt and socks. "Took you long enough," she hisses.

"C'mon, pet, keep going. I was just beginning to enjoy the show," Spike taunts her. He runs his tongue over his front fangs, which have started to sharpen. Watching him, the Mayor runs her tongue over her own front teeth and discovers a piece of spinach.

"Crap," she turns away from Spike and begins probing her mouth. "I thought you said I didn't have anything in my teeth after lunch," she whispers furiously to Bubba who shrugs.

Kande sighs. She's glad JD interrupted the strip tease. She has no idea what her sister really wears under all those clothes and doesn't want to know either. She surreptitiously fingers the top of her granny underpants bunched beneath her spandex bike pants. Hopefully, no one will want her to disrobe. But perhaps if she can impress Scully with her towering intellect, she can entice her over to the Klub later for a mug of rootbeer and Kande will have time to change into her birthday thong.

"Errr...I want to know your thoughts about this case," Kande purrs, looking Scully straight in the eyes. "I'm sure they're scintillating," she adds.

Scully walks over to the children's section and pulls down a map of the area. "We are here," she tells the assorted crew, tapping in the middle of the map. "My sources tell me the aliens have a camp over here," she taps another area that is about 10 miles out of Shipperville, "close to the Lilliputian Camp. I think the aliens brainwashed the Lilliputians to abduct Rabid and Mulder for them. The fact that Rabid has a size phobia would only have amused them. In fact, it amuses me." Scully throws her head back and laughs loudly. Kande copies her. The rest look confused except for KS who has gone back to sorting books.

Scully composes herself and walks over to Spike. "You didn't seem too surprised about the abduction of your wife. Could this be because you had something to do with it?"

Spike flashes a toothy grin. "We have this game going where one or the other gets into a *situation* and the other rescues him/her. It's fun. It's sexy. Perhaps the rest of you would like to play too?" He looks directly at KS who scowls at him. Then he holds his hand up to stop the Mayor from throwing herself at him. "Not you. You still have something in your teeth."

The Mayor grumbles and grabs a paperclip from KS's desk and starts probing her mouth again. Bubba takes this opportunity to slip out the back door. He has to warn the alien camp that the Shippervillians and the Feds know where they are. Plus, he's the Master of Ceremonies tonight when they do what they were planning to do to Rabid.

As he leaves, Scully is starting to organize the motley crew in the library. "Who's with me?" she asks, completely ignoring Kande who is jumping up and down in front of her with her arm in the air shouting "Me! Me! Choose me!"

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Replies:

Pointing her finger at -- CW, 21:03:07 08/17/03 Sun
- Scully seems to have forgotten -- Kande's Sis, 08:31:26 08/18/03 Mon
  - KS first stops at the Klub for a little refreshment -- Kande's Sis, 08:20:52 08/24/03 Sun
    - The Mayor meets up with Scully in the basement of Shippervilles City Hall. -- kenamom, 18:11:32 08/24/03 Sun
      - Blame Canada! Blame Canada! -- Kande's Sis, 21:13:57 08/24/03 Sun
        A loud buzz comes from Scullys Breasts -- kenamom, checking to see if kande is with us, 20:10:36 08/25/03 Mon
        KS flits from tree to tree -- Kande's Sis, 06:54:02 08/26/03 Tue
        Meanwhile, back at the klub... -- kande, taking a break from work, 02:56:08 08/27/03 Wed
        Bubba looks up from his fricasee-o'-tofu -- Kande's Sis, 07:02:43 08/27/03 Wed