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Date Posted: 23:08:15 05/05/03 Mon
Author: kenamom
Subject: From the dark corner a green face appears.
In reply to: kande 's message, "A munchkin stands in the doorway, butt-naked." on 09:02:53 05/05/03 Mon

Bubba's eyes go wide. Standing before him was an exact replica of himself but a lot taller. It couldn't be, Bubba stared in awe. He wipes a big glop of green goop from his eyes on kandes shoulder then looks at the Mayor.

"My little munchkins found him sweeping floors in a strip joint over in Noromotown. The resembalance was uncanny so they had some tests done, and it is conclusive, he is your father"

The two aliens stare at each other for a long while. The others get bored and wander into the kitchen looking for chocolate.

"You would think they would have something to say to each other?" kande askes as she stuffs chocolate easter eggs into her mouth.

"Say what, they were cloned ninny. They have never seen each other. Bubba's creation was in a sterile lab environment, with out emotion. So they have nothing to share. Still it is nice we got them together" KS shrugs her shoulders. She notices the time and begins to tap her fingers on the table to get kandes attention.

kande is still stuffing chocolate into her mouth and eyeing the Mayors PASAF. KS then coughs and taps her fingers harder. kande covers the chocolate from the cough and glares at her sister.

"um...kande....have you noticed the TIME?" KS glares.

"Your wearing a watch....figure it out" kande growls at the Mayor as she daintily picks one little chocolate out of the dish and pops it into her mouth.

KS coughs louder and kicks her sister in the shin under the table, "Isn't there something we should be doing right NOW kande?"

kande chokes on an egg she was attempting to swallow whole.

"well now that you mention it, a trip to the hospital might be nice" she growls.

"good, lets go" KS grabs kande and heads out the door. The SO follows behind.

"Those two didn't listen, they are trying to take over Canada. When will they learn" the mayor shakes her head and picks up the phone.

"Hello Shaun, I have a dilema and it needs your special talents, could you go to the ABC resturant on 123rd Street right away?"

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SO is behind the wheel of the gigantic orange station wagon. -- kande, 07:42:10 05/06/03 Tue
- The trio drive towards the dam -- Kande's Sis, chortling, 07:57:43 05/06/03 Tue
  - In glee, B3 lifts KM up on his shoulders -- kenamom, 09:40:18 05/06/03 Tue
    - Kande, KS, and SO bicker over what to do next. -- kande, 18:21:50 05/07/03 Wed
      - Aaaiiiii! -- Kande's Sis screams at the end of the precipice, 19:18:38 05/07/03 Wed
        In case you're wondering: An aside -- Kande's Sis, 20:42:34 05/07/03 Wed
        "I'v Got It!" -- A lightbulb goes off over KM's head, 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed
        Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt. -- kande, 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
        The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
        "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
        As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
        Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
        The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon