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Date Posted: 21:41:58 07/05/02 Fri
Author: Rabid, garage sale-ing
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"How much for this Anasazi Oven Mitt?" CW inquires
In reply to: Garage Sale Queen 's message, "Muttering, KS drags all the..." on 08:00:08 07/05/02 Fri

"$1800," KS says as she hustles over to swat at Stardoe who is once again twiddling the knobs on the face stretching torture chair and alternately twanging the arachnid like pinchers open and closed.

"I'll give you a quarter," CW calls but KS is too busy screeching at Stardoe to hear her.

"Done," JD whispers just behind CW. The knitter hands him the cash and he quickly pockets it.

"Oh, look, Sweetie," Rabid says to her heavily sunscreened and milky pale lover, "She has a jar of fake fangs...just like that darling boy wore in Bad Blood."

"Those aren't fake," KS corrects as she motors by on her way to break up a fight between the Mayor and Bubba over a pair of signed Scully high heeled pumps. "I extracted those fangs myself." Rabid squeals and drops the set of fangs she was holding up for inspection.

"Let go of the shoe you bubbleheaded freak," KM squeaks in the distance, "I saw it first."

Bubba signs back something extremely rude about the size of KM's feet in ratio to her eyesight. KM retaliates by braining Bubba with the business end of one shoe. Bubba ducks and then spits black oil at KM. KM drops and rolls and Bubba's black oil splats into Mulder who is admiring the impressive array of shrunken mutant heads displayed in a curio case.

Mulder's body goes rigid and he twitches for a moment before vomiting the black oil out onto the shrunken heads. The heads begin to evolve almost immediately and Mulder, after checking nervously behind him, slams down the lid on the display case and casually saunters toward JD. JD is acting as cashier and standing by a table loaded with "Kiss an Ex-Marine" sweatshirts. Reyes and Scully are sitting crosslegged on the ground scrounging through a crate of X-Files Memories.

"What's this?" Reyes asks holding up a tattered comic book.

"The Great Mutato!" Scully exclaims grabbing the comic and checking the issue number, "Oh, no it's number 6. I have three of these already. I really need issue number 8, "Chicken Woman's Corn-fed Revenge"...that's the only issue where they actually have a panel with Chicken Man in it."

"Well, that looks like the only issue in the box," Reyes sighs, "Not much else in here, Cher CD's, Crazy Computer recovery disks, Three kinds of pickled cockroaches, glow in the dark bugs, vial of fast growing goat-eater fungus, another one of what smells like bile, several issues of the Lonegunman...oh, here's an original "Dumb Ass" Doll..."Sky Commander Winky"...and it's only $3.00." Reyes pops to her feet clutching the doll and heads for JD with cash in hand.

"The things some people will pay good money for," Mulder remarks from a few feet away. Staring after Reyes and shaking his head in bewilderment, he shifts his newly purchased Stuffed Norwegian Elkhound to his other hip and offers Scully a hand up.

"What in the world is that?" Scully asks eyeing the hound.

"His name is Heinrich," Mulder mutters, "I was thinking of contacting the Great Yappi and asking him to put me in touch with Karin on the other side. You know? Just to pick up some training tips."

"Stay out of the chat-rooms Mulder," Scully orders as she ducks to avoid being beaned by one of her own shoes. As M/S walk to their SUV, in the background a brawl is raging between Bubba, KS, JD, Kande, KM, Rabid and a bunch of tiny shrunken mutants(forest folk and flukemen and tumormen and the like).

Rabid/Raeann
garage sale-ing...hoping you make a small fortune off of all this great stuff.

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Replies:

After kicking some shrunken mutant butt... -- One tough broad, 06:28:38 07/06/02 Sat
- As kande and KS begin to squabble over the clothing -- kenamom, looking skyward, 14:28:42 07/06/02 Sat
  - Thank God. This crowd wasn't spending enough. -- KS is heard to mutter, 16:02:51 07/06/02 Sat
    - "no...thats not right......." Detour says, getting as red as the red flames on her cape. -- km, finishing writing up the tax bill for KS's sale, 23:17:11 07/10/02 Wed
      - The Fox Network Execs are bemused by KS -- KS flexing her biceps for one FOX exec, 07:30:08 07/11/02 Thu
        As Rabid runs out the door, -- CW, 16:03:06 07/11/02 Thu
        The Network Exec's Crowd around CW and IG -- kenamom, watching one exec closely, 10:47:51 07/13/02 Sat
        Racing into the klub... -- Kande's Sis, 09:20:51 07/14/02 Sun
        The blue flicker of the TV screen fades out on the final scene of FIREFLY... -- Rabid, bursting into lone applause, 19:44:11 07/14/02 Sun
        So what's our role here? -- KS, pretending to shoot at the screen, 19:17:46 07/15/02 Mon
        "Hey! Where'd kande go?" Kenamom looks around the klub. -- kande, 03:18:21 07/18/02 Thu
        Don't forget to pack your swimsuit! -- KS yells up the stairs of the klub, 06:41:12 07/18/02 Thu