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Date Posted: 04:33:35 08/06/02 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: "You're a boy!"
In reply to: CW 's message, "Unknown to the sisters," on 19:56:47 07/30/02 Tue

Kande wakes up in a cold sweat. She turns on the light, looks around the room. Nothing. Still trembling, she turns off the light and pulls the covers to her chin.

"Die! Die! Die!"

Kande sits up straight and grabs her Chamique Holdsclaw bobblehead doll with her right hand and her Mystics Pez dispenser with her left. "Who's there?" she demands. "Show yourself now! I'm armed!" For emphasis, she shoots out a Pez. It rolls off the comforter and onto the floor, where Pattini bats it around.

Kande slowly gets out of bed, still clutching her WNBA doodads, and turns on the overhead light. She approaches the closet with trepidation. After setting down the bobblehead doll and turning off the safety on the Pez dispenser, she whips open the door. Nothing.

"You're a boy!"

Kande slinks to the floor and grabs the pictures from the Noromo family reunion. She sorts through them until she finds the one she's looking for: The Perfect Child 2.

"You!" kande hisses at the photo. "Why are you doing this to me?"

Meanwhile, Bubba is in his room under the staircase, unpacking his suitcase. Humming a Wilco tune, he pauses when he gets to his red Speedo. He smiles at the memory of the time he spent in the pool with TPC 1, then frowns as he recalls TPC 2's outspoken dislike of him.

"Aliens are bad."

Bubba drops the speedo and cringes. It can't be!

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Replies:

"NOROMO'S ARE BACK IN TOWN" -- km, blaring the announcement through a bullhorn, 13:04:41 08/06/02 Tue
- The mayor drowns her scrambled eggs with ketchup as Kande cries over her pop-tarts. -- kande, 04:29:41 08/07/02 Wed
  - The door opens slowly and -- kenamom, 07:52:51 08/09/02 Fri
    - You a boy! a voice whispers into the cellphone -- Kande's Sis, 08:59:59 08/10/02 Sat
      - "Bubba! I told you not to steal the towels!" -- kande, 04:16:01 08/13/02 Tue
        Most definitely a 7! -- Kande's Sis calls out gaily, 06:54:44 08/13/02 Tue
        "thats London Ontario, in Canada" -- kenamom continuing on, 07:48:06 08/13/02 Tue
        "It's ok - come on out." Kande reassures the klub's patrons. -- kande, 03:45:43 08/14/02 Wed
        KS quickly updates the crew on the rules -- Kande's Sis, taking the wheelbarrow, 19:32:01 08/14/02 Wed
        "nothing" ks claims innocently -- kenamom, squinting her eyes, 22:01:42 08/14/02 Wed
        Aunt Madge! Rabid shrieks -- Kande's Sis clinging to the chandelier, 10:18:27 08/16/02 Fri
        Following her example, -- CW, 22:46:14 08/20/02 Tue
        As the mad rumpus winds down -- Kande's Sis, 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu
        "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge. -- kande, 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
        KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri