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Date Posted: 04:49:10 03/13/02 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: As the cab pulls up in front of the klub...
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande tries to jump out of the taxi but the door is locked" on 16:46:03 03/11/02 Mon

...Kande jumps out, gasping for air. "I reek!" she screams at Kenamom. "Cigars are disgusting! Do you know what you're doing to your lungs? Do you know what you're doing to MY lungs?" Kande's anti-smoking tirade reaches a new level.

Kenamom rolls her eyes and slowly opens the door to the klub. She peeks in, assessing the danger. "Will you shut up?" she whispers loudly. "They'll know we're coming if you keep yammering!" Kenamom throws her cigar butt in Kande's direction.

"LITTERBUG! I bet you don't recycle or have a compost heap either!" Kande is practically spitting with outrage.

Ignoring kande, Kenamom slips into the klub and hides behind a chair. She stealthily moves from one hiding place to another until she's finally behind the bar. Bubba is there, trembling with fear. KM pats him on the head. "It's ok," she thinks in his direction. Bubba nods.

Kenamom looks over the bar, noting the exact location of KS and Rabid. Ducking back down, she digs around in her purse and pulls out a pea shooter and some darts. She dunks one of the dart tips in a bottle of liquid, slips it into the shooter. She takes a deep breath, stands up and shoots.

"Awk!" someone screams as a thud is heard. Before KM can get off her second shot, Kande charges into the klub.

"...and another thing! What is the purpose of all those boxes of shredded paper stashed behind the mayor's office? Shouldn't you be recycling those, not burning them?" Kande stops suddenly as she sees the mayor pop up and shoot something in her direction.

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Replies:

Kande drops to the floor with a thud -- Kande's Sis, 16:32:02 03/13/02 Wed
- Meanwhile, back at the hospital... -- kande, 03:53:38 03/14/02 Thu
  - "Say it....Say it..." -- kenamom, poking the confined KS in the shoulder, 08:19:31 03/14/02 Thu
    - A dangerous calm comes over KS -- Kande's Sis, 09:42:06 03/14/02 Thu
      - A grim-faced and weary Aunt Madge faces reporters in the hospital press room. -- kande, 04:26:14 03/15/02 Fri
      - KS lurches from her chair -- Kande's Sis, lurching, 07:08:48 03/15/02 Fri
        Aunt Madge barely gets out the door when Det's eye tumour explodes -- kenamom, 13:14:57 03/18/02 Mon
        I diagnose... -- Kande's Sis, writing tearily, 19:44:09 03/18/02 Mon
        Back at the klub, Bubba is sweeping up after the party. -- kande, 04:31:16 03/22/02 Fri
        Bubba holds up kande's laundry bag. -- kenamom, 19:18:07 03/23/02 Sat
        Kande looks out her office window at the picket line below. -- kande, 04:36:54 03/25/02 Mon
        Sheesh. Again? -- Kande's Sis sighs, 07:01:41 03/25/02 Mon
        KS walks into the angry swarm of aliens, superhero's and professional socialists -- kenamom, hiding in her office., 17:18:22 03/27/02 Wed
        Kay-Ess, who? -- Kande's Sis, 20:50:24 03/27/02 Wed
        At Rabid's declaration, everyone stops what they are doing and the room falls silent. -- kande, 04:05:44 03/28/02 Thu
        Kande, KM, and KS hoot with laughter -- Kande's Sis, 07:35:25 03/30/02 Sat