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Date Posted: 16:46:03 03/11/02 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Kande tries to jump out of the taxi but the door is locked
In reply to: kande, continuing the story 's message, "Rabid returns from washing her hands to find KS poking Detoured's eyeball." on 04:39:38 03/11/02 Mon

"I crashed my car, now I'm driving taxi's for money," DBTL tells Kande as Kande puts both feet on the door and pushes, to no avail.

Kande clutches KM's lapels. "We're going to die! We're in a car with a teenager!"

"Lighten up," KM breaks free from Kande's grip and leans back into the cushions and lights up a cigar.

"Ack! Ack! Ack! Second-hand smoke!" Kande grabs the window handle which promptly breaks off in her hand. She puts her nose as close to the tiny crack at the top of the window as she can manage and begins breathing in short gasps.

Meanwhile...Aunt Madge belatedly realizes that JD doesn't need new legs, he's in a coma...Det gets prepped to receive her new eye from Bubba, which unfortunately comes on a stalk...KS dances Elaine-from-Seinfeld-style with the RSR while Rabid convinces a couple of the dancers they need tourniquets to enhance their veins...

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As the cab pulls up in front of the klub... -- kande, 04:49:10 03/13/02 Wed
- Kande drops to the floor with a thud -- Kande's Sis, 16:32:02 03/13/02 Wed
  - Meanwhile, back at the hospital... -- kande, 03:53:38 03/14/02 Thu
    - "Say it....Say it..." -- kenamom, poking the confined KS in the shoulder, 08:19:31 03/14/02 Thu
      - A dangerous calm comes over KS -- Kande's Sis, 09:42:06 03/14/02 Thu
        A grim-faced and weary Aunt Madge faces reporters in the hospital press room. -- kande, 04:26:14 03/15/02 Fri
        KS lurches from her chair -- Kande's Sis, lurching, 07:08:48 03/15/02 Fri
        Aunt Madge barely gets out the door when Det's eye tumour explodes -- kenamom, 13:14:57 03/18/02 Mon
        I diagnose... -- Kande's Sis, writing tearily, 19:44:09 03/18/02 Mon
        Back at the klub, Bubba is sweeping up after the party. -- kande, 04:31:16 03/22/02 Fri
        Bubba holds up kande's laundry bag. -- kenamom, 19:18:07 03/23/02 Sat
        Kande looks out her office window at the picket line below. -- kande, 04:36:54 03/25/02 Mon
        Sheesh. Again? -- Kande's Sis sighs, 07:01:41 03/25/02 Mon
        KS walks into the angry swarm of aliens, superhero's and professional socialists -- kenamom, hiding in her office., 17:18:22 03/27/02 Wed
        Kay-Ess, who? -- Kande's Sis, 20:50:24 03/27/02 Wed
        At Rabid's declaration, everyone stops what they are doing and the room falls silent. -- kande, 04:05:44 03/28/02 Thu
        Kande, KM, and KS hoot with laughter -- Kande's Sis, 07:35:25 03/30/02 Sat