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Date Posted: 08:18:34 12/28/01 Fri
Author: kenamom, darting in to the closet to change.
Subject: Lets get this Farwell for Bud/New Years Eve Party going!
In reply to: kande 's message, ""A little higher on the left," instructs kande." on 11:54:28 12/27/01 Thu

She emerges wearing a lovely black skirt and jacket. "KS you are in charge of the security, there are a few wacko's running around cyberspace lately and if any come in here to ruin our party, there all yours"

"REALLY MAYOR.....tax free right?" KS asks dubiously while she lovingly strokes her assasins belt.

"of course, this is the holidays, any one you take down before midnight on Jan 31 is a freebe!"

"WHOOO HOOOO, thank you Mayor" KS wanders off to make sure she has enough ammunition and that her equipment is clean.

"Stardoe, your on food detail" kenamom passes a long list of her personal requests to the co-sherriff.

"Pickled herring.....spotted dick.....cranberry bread?" she reads off the list. "What the hell is this? Can't I do it the old fashioned Aussie way?"

"What the hell, its Christmas, you can serve anything you damn well please!"

Stardoe jumps with joy and starts to run towards the kitchen. Bubba beats her there and blocks the door with a feirce look on his face. He remembers the last time Stardoe had free rein in the kitchen, it took months to clean up. And that new dishwasher kande hired is always too busy mooning over the Dancing Dana's to do anything right. A fight ensues, the remainder of the Shippervillians look on lovingly.

"thats so cute.....now whats next....oh yes. decorations.." kenamom stops, "WAIT, I need to change" with that she runs into the closet and within seconds emerges wearing a classy black pant suit.

"Now, were where we? Oh yes, decorations. CW can you handle it?"

CW steps forward with her gleaming knitting needles, "Of course Mayor, thank you for the honour!" She turns to look at the klub, "hmmmmm, now what shall we do, we need a theme...hmmmmmm"

kande begins to look worried from her wheelchair with her knee propped up. "No need to do too much CW, the place looks great as it is" she smiles nervously.

"LOL, your soooo funny when your in pain" CW snorts and slaps kande on the knee, "Not to worry we will get this place festive in no time!"

kenamom disappears into the closet again and comes out wearing a very classic A-line dress. She resumes her position and passes out lists of To-do's to IG and Detour.
Detour jumps up and her cape twists around her leg, she falls to the ground but still is able to call out, "WHOO HOOO Egg nog!!! It's under control Mayor"

kenamom looks around the room, "someone is missing......yes of course......where has Rabid been hiding over the holidays. I havent seen anything of her"

The crowd looks around till they spy Rabid tucked away in a corner, she has a dazed look on her face and her eyes are glazed over.

"whats wrong with her?"

"She was up all night watching the Buffy Christmas Special, over and over again"

".......woopie under the Christmas tree....they made woopie in the snow....they made woopie on the hearth.....they made woopie....."

"What is she talking about?"

"I don't know, something strange that Buffy and her co-worker, Spike do together" KS looks at Rabid with discust.

"They can't be doing.....'that' can they, the show hasn't been on long enough?" kenamom asks.

"I think they are" stardoe nods, its terrible, only been on a few seasons and the lead charactors are making the two backed monster. It will never last"

"ooohhhhh but its soooo beautiful......" IG sits down besides Rabid and her eyes glaze over.

"......spike and buffy.....naked.....under the mistletoe...." Rabid continues to drool.

"Enough of this nonsense, grab her. She can go under too"

The Shippervillians grab Radid and carry her to the operating table that is convienently set up in the pub. They strap her down. Bubba enters dragging a tank of knock out gas. kandes eyes go wide as she notes Bubbas smile as he comes close with the mouth peice.

"NNNNOOOOOOOO" kande screams but bubba only laughs as he slaps the peice over her mouth. Soon kande is snoring and drooling.

"....then they made love in the kitchen while the turkey was cooking...." Rabid also drools.

"Her too would you?" kenamom instructs Bubba. He nods and slaps the peice over Rabid till she is out cold.

"Now what?"

kenamom looks at her watch, "still a few hours till party time.....oh no.....I need to get changed"

With that the Mayor darts back into the closet.

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