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Date Posted: 09:45:12 02/03/02 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: While Kande is plying her sister with rootbeer...
In reply to: CW 's message, "Meanwhile back at the lab" on 06:40:39 02/02/02 Sat

...KM and CW are attempting to hide the frozen JD/Melissa/Monica tableau.

"Maybe if we drape them with this pink, embroidered tablecloth and arrange chairs around them KS will think you've put together an outdoor tea party arrangement," CW says worriedly, attempting to toss the tablecloth over the threesome's heads, only to get it caught on their entangled limbs.

"I think we should chip them apart with this ice pick and then spray them with cement and cover them with hay we can use them as scarecrows in the fields surrounding Shipperville," KM says eyeing the three and waving her ice pick threateningly. The three remain frozen and stuck together in a most unbecoming way.

"I've never seen a scarecrow in that position before," CW tells her, grimacing at Melissa.

"Help me move her," KM grunts, struggling to detach Melissa from JD. The frozen young woman continues to clutch JD in a deathlike grip, no matter what KM and CW attempt to do. "Sheesh, she weighs a ton!"

The two give up and stand forlornly in front of the tableau. A screeching of tires is heard behind them and they turn to see Rabid, her mouth open in a soundless scream, riding in the car with DBTL. DBTL toots her horn and cheerfully waves out the window. She catches sight of the tableau and slows for a closer look. Rabid gasps and quickly covers DBTL's eyes. The car swerves and heads right for the town square and the frozen threesome! CW and KM dive out of the way.

Back at the klub...KS has a pile of empty rootbeer mugs in front of her and is signaling for another. Kande marks her tab, and then draws her a new frosty mug. She signals for Mulder to take the empties back to the kitchen. Stardoe enters the klub behind KS, showing Kande a syringe of a clear liquid and motioning for Kande to help her.

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Kande goes pale. -- kande, 03:42:31 02/05/02 Tue
- Leaving KS snoring amid the peanut shells... -- Kande's Sis, 07:09:29 02/05/02 Tue
  - Bubba steps over the dreaming KS -- kenamom, 15:07:58 02/05/02 Tue
    - Just as Bubba starts to snap the first photo -- Kande's Sis, 06:18:56 02/06/02 Wed
      - SURPRISE! -- kenamom, wearing a faux mink stole and a champagne glass, 21:32:45 02/06/02 Wed
        "...ok, I want a really big cake with You-Know-Who to pop out..." begins KS. -- kande, 04:48:27 02/08/02 Fri
        Using her tail like a windshield wiper -- Kande's Sis, 22:51:36 02/08/02 Fri
        Bubba licks his lips excitedly -- kenamom, 19:07:46 02/10/02 Sun
        She pulls out the "All you need to know about alien grimaces but were afraid to ask" -- Kande's Sis, 06:35:14 02/11/02 Mon
        Meanwhile over on the curb.... -- Rabid, dropping in to say hi to her cyber twin..., 23:51:10 02/11/02 Mon
        Kande gives Pattini a good rub behind the ears. -- kande, 03:40:57 02/12/02 Tue
        Det and IG tippy-toe behind the nearest tree -- Kande's Sis, 20:40:34 02/12/02 Tue
        "WHAT?...and to think I felt really bad about using YOUR name.. -- Rabid(still in the Shipperville neck of the spooky woods), 22:05:08 02/12/02 Tue
        JD gulps as he fingers the warrant -- Kande's Sis, 06:40:09 02/13/02 Wed
        "Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD. -- kande, 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon
        We don't need no stinkin' Mrs. Peel -- Kande's Sis says indignantly, 07:02:48 02/19/02 Tue
        "What do you mean do I have a PASSPORT?" Rabid squeaks.. -- Rabid, in custody, 01:44:58 02/20/02 Wed
        Load up the electrodes, Stardoe! -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:13 02/21/02 Thu