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Date Posted: 14:49:05 09/03/01 Mon
Author: kenamom, who saw it all.
Subject:

KS hears kande approaching and ducks behind her desk.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande is perched at the end of the bed in the ER when..." on 20:36:20 08/31/01 Fri

"I KNOW YOUR HERE SISTER!" kande screams as she storms in the office door. The door swings back and whacks kandes already purple and swollen arm.

"OUUWWWW" she screams and attempts to cradle the limply swinging limb. A giggle is heard from under the desk. That giggle turns to full blown laughter as kande loses her balance and falls down, broken arm caught under her.

"......you think this is funny?....."

"Yup, I do" KS gets out from under the desk and helps kande get up. She plops her back down in her leather chair. "Boy, you really did something stupid this time" KS comments as she forcefully pushes the broken joint back together.

".....not stupid......Scully will look after me.......just set the damn arm" kande gasps out.

KS grunts as the two pieces click back into place. "Now what to use as a splint..." KS looks around, "and Scully won't fall for this lame act". KS openes her top drawer and starts to pull out various whips, brass knuckles and small demolition devices. "non of this will work hmmmmmmm" she looks around the office again.

".......she will.....worked for rabid....." kande takes a deep breath, "don't I get a bullet to bite on or something?"

"thats only for my paying customers" KS spies her trusty Lazer-Oozie-Nuclear-charged-Destructoweapon (also known as a SS709). She smiles and picks it up and tosses it on the desk.

"What, your going to shoot me NOW, after you put my arm back in place?" kande sneers.

"No...not at all" KS begins to work on the instrument removing the ammunition compartment, shortening the barrel and changing the degree of the shaft. "Yes, this should do the trick."

KS then uses the remodeled weapon as a splint and secures it to kandes arm.

"There, all better now" KS smiles with satisfaction, always proud of her ingenuity.

"You want me to wear a nuclear weapon arm my arm?"

"It's not loaded, and its only for a week or two."

kande was about to continue her protest, worried that the gun might turn Scully off but she stopped as Stardoe enters the room.

"Got a call about a disturbance, and it would figure I would find you two." Stardoe see's kandes splint and smile's. "Is that a SS709 in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Stardoe and KS burst into laughter.

"Hardy Har-Har, you weapons experts have a really weird sense of humour. Now if you don't mind, I am off to find Scully for a little TLC!" kande uses her good hand to smooth down her hair and pat at her clothes.

"Scully and all the rest are down at the Town Square, and you should be too, it's time for your acceptance speech for the Bitch Award."

"ooohhhh, I must go great my fans!" kande heads out towards the town square with Stardoe and KS following closely exchanging friendly stories of near misses with nuclear weapons.

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Replies:

Kande taps on the podium with her nuclear reactor cast -- Kande's Sis, 19:36:39 09/05/01 Wed
- With Max from Dark Angel like stealth, Kande spies on her sister. -- kande, 03:24:20 09/10/01 Mon
  - Kande attempts to stand but finds it difficult witht he nuclear weapon strapped to her arm and the suction cups on her knees. -- KM - washing her hands then using kandes tshirt to dry them, 14:12:05 09/10/01 Mon
    - KS smirks to herself -- Kande's Sis, 06:55:59 09/11/01 Tue
      - Bing-bong! Bing-bong! -- kande, trying to get back to normal, 03:29:24 09/14/01 Fri
        Bubba drags the basket with Rabid and co. to KS's Victorian -- Kande's Sis, 07:16:53 09/14/01 Fri
        Bubba is pouring rootbeer with one hand, shoveling food into a series of famished and screeching slugs with the other... -- Rabid, in the wicker basket at the Klub, 10:58:08 09/15/01 Sat
        All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- Kande's Sis, reporting from the depths of Mt. Krychek, 09:05:46 09/16/01 Sun
        Kande goes back into the klub and resumes her place behind the bar. -- kande, 04:28:28 09/24/01 Mon
        The hideous creature moves slowly towards kande -- kenamom, 07:17:52 09/24/01 Mon
        Knitting furiously, the pair decided that the best thing to do -- CW who has no clue how a k1p1k2p2 would even look., 17:47:06 09/24/01 Mon
        Sounds like a waffle weave to me! (NT) -- kenamom who is taking a quick break from studying, 20:41:21 09/24/01 Mon
        Bubba scurries back with the tea. -- kande, 03:53:51 09/25/01 Tue
        All gather round the melted lump of lead -- Kande's Sis, 20:54:04 09/25/01 Tue
        Just then, Stardoe mosies in after a busy morning mucking out her stables. -- Stardoe, 04:52:14 09/26/01 Wed
        Deep in the bowels of Mt. Krychek -- Kande's Sis, 21:02:34 09/26/01 Wed
        "oh your're right" says Islandgirl -- Stardoe, 04:11:46 09/28/01 Fri
        Re: All gasp as KS loses her footing and falls after the sealed device -- kryek (moodty), 01:24:03 08/26/08 Tue