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Date Posted: Monday, November 18, 03:38:46pm
In reply to:
Glorindiel
's message, "CHAPTER 4>>>" on Sunday, November 17, 07:50:52pm
>Chapter 4
>
>-Disclaimer-
> Glorindiel-Yadda, yadda, yadda, don?t own Lord of the
>Rings, (Or Bugs Bunny, or the Road to El Dorado, or
>any other copyright things mentioned in this chapter,
>there are too many to write out) never have, never,
>will, SO STOP BUGGING ME!!!!!
>Karamono-Temper, temper!
>Glorindiel-[Throwing major hissy fit] But I wanna own
>Lord of the Rings! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!!!!!!
>Karamono-Well, you won?t, so there!
>Glorindiel-Shut up, you little muse.
>Karamono-[Shrugs]
>When we last joined Frodo, he was scared by the Great
>Elf-Lord Elrond of Rivendell (Who, by the way, is
>modeled after one of my friends, what with all of his
>split-second mood changes and all. But Elrond?s a
>little exaggerated, because if my friend was like
>Elrond, that would be PRETTY disturbing!)
>
>Frodo-[Eyes watering up] WHO ARE YOU
>PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>Elrond-[Mood Change: British-type person] Why, we are
>all here to help you in your quest [Takes a sip of
>tea, holding his pinkie finger out, elegantly]
>Gandalf- [Slaps cup of tea out of Elrond?s hand, where
>it breaks and spills on the floor]
>Elrond-[Mood change: Evil-type person, bent on the
>destruction of the one who angered him] I will crush
>you to Ribbon Spools!!!!![Crushes one of the bed posts
>to sawdust]
>Glorindiel-Don?t ask about that line, I heard it on
>the Road to El Dorado.
>Frodo-[To Gandalf] Hate to have his repair bills.
>Gandalf-[Flat out running from Elrond/Monster] Remind
>me not to do that next time!!!!!!
>Elrond-[Mood change: Angry-type lion]
>ROARRRR!!!!!!!!![Gaining on Gandalf with much ease,
>thanks to running on his hands and feet]
>Gandalf-[Cowering in corner of the garden]
>Elrond-[Mood change: Bugs Bunny] What?s up Doc?
>Gandalf-Bu-bu-but you
>were?..just??angry?and?then?the???.four?..legs?..and?.t
>he?lion???????[Blinks] Nevermind.
>Elrond-Good cause I got ta show ya my refurnished
>hole, oh, is it ever great! [Leads Gandalf off to a
>hole with a sign that says:
>B. Bunny]
>Gandalf and Frodo-[Shrug and follow the deranged
>Elrond into the rabbit hole]
>Glorindiel-OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY Um,
>let?s just skip straight to the Council Day! I have a
>feeling that this chapter is going to be on the long
>side to begin with! Boy, you?ve got a real treat with
>this chapter! Here?s when I introduce the other nut
>cas-I mean, members of the Fellowship!
>Karamono-Oh????????dear??????????I REALLY?????...
>???????????.don?t want to know, do I?
>Glorindiel-[Matter-of-factly] No.
>Karamono-I thought so.
>COUNCIL DAY????
>Karamono-Oh, dear, I?m not going to stick around to
>watch this! [Disappears rather quickly]
>Elrond-[Mood change: AOL Person] Goodbye [Like the AOL
>person]
>Frodo-[Slaps him]
>Elrond-[Mood change: VERY Truthful-type person] Oh,
>Frodo! That felt good! Do it again! [Tries to hug
>Frodo]
>Frodo-[Ducks] Sicko!
>Karamono-Need I say, watch your BOUNDARIES?!?!?!?
>Glorindiel-[Gasping for breath from laughing SOOOOOOOO
>hard. Tears start to stream down her face] Ah, can it!
>Elrond-Come back HOTTIE!
>Karamono-[Slaps his forehead with his paw and grabs
>Elrond as he runs by, chasing a screaming Frodo]
>Elrond-[Mood change]
>Glorindiel-[Laughing too hard to type]
>El
>Elrond-
>Elrond-[Mood change:
>Glorindiel-Ok! Here it is!
>Karamono-Hurry up and get my misery over!
>Elrond-[Mood change: Barbie] Like, wow! [In a preppy
>voice] Was I like doing that? I like so need to calm
>down! See! I like broke a nail! [Flips hair really
>preppy-like]
>Karamono-Poor people. Under the influence of
>Glorindiel. I feel for them deeply. [Yells to
>Glorindiel] STOP TWISTING AND TORTURING THEIR MINDS
>YOU FREAK!!!!!
>Glorindiel-I?ll tell them about the whole ?Playing
>with dolls incident?!
>Karamono-[Sweating bullets] Uh, Go right ahead and
>twist and torture, OK?
>Glorindiel-Gotcha
>Everyone arrives for the Council of the Deranged Lord
>Elrond?
>Boromir-OHHHH! Nice place you have he-[Runs into the
>glass in between two pillars]
>Frodo-This place is DANGEROUS!!
>Boromir-?x_x?
>Gimli-[Looks down at Boromir] Poor man, you need
>better eyesight. I have the ears of a fox and the eyes
>of a haw-[Runs into the same exact piece of glass]
>Boromir-?x_x?
>Gimli-?x_x?
>Legolas-[Steps in, looking valiant] Mortals make many
>mistakes that we IMMORTALS don?t. like, for instance
>stepping into that piece of gla-[Runs into the glass
>too]
>Boromir-?x_x?
>Gimli-?x_x?
>Legolas-?x_x?
>Glorindiel-[Laughs so hard that she falls off her
>chair]
>Karamono-STOP IT!!!!!!!
>Glorindiel- I can?t help it!!!!!!!!![Laughing so hard
>that she?s crying a river]
>Elrond-[Mood change: Yoda] Friends! [Does a back flip]
>Not with you, the Force was! [Shakes head sadly and
>does a cartwheel]
>Boromir, Gimli, and Legolas-[Revive]
>Legolas-Oh, no! I have a bump on my perfect forehead!
>Gandalf-Can it, Pretty-Boy!
>Legolas-[Sits down on a chair in a huff, pouting]
>Elrond-Out of my chair, get you!![Shoos Legolas away
>from the throney-type thing to a folding chair far
>away]
>Legolas-But I don?t like this chair!!![Kicks it]
>Gimli-Sit down or I will cut off your
>oh-so-perfect-head with my axe!
>Legolas-[Sits quickly. Too quickly for the old chair,
>and it collapses underneath him]
>All at Council except Legolas-[Laugh till tears come
>pouring down every face]
>Glorindiel-[Laughing even harder than that] Just a
>minute! I have to go to the bathroom BAD!!!![Gets up,
>then comes back after you hear a flush and the sink
>running] OK! I?m back!!!!!
>Karamono-This is so messed up, you know that?
>Glorindiel-[Nods, suffering another laugh attack]
>Frodo-OK!!! I WILL TAKE THE RING BECAUSE I?M CLEARLY
>THE SANEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE OF
>MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHO WILL COME WITH
>ME?!?!?!?!
>Gandalf-I will.
>Other members of the Fellowship besides the
>hobbits-Me, too
>Sam-You?re not going without me!!!!
>Frodo-Fine,[Sighs at the prospect of having to take
>Sam somewhere else on a LONG journey]
>Merry-I?m coming too!
>Frodo-[Stares blankly at the imbecile]
>Pippin-Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Runs
>down the stairs, then trips halfway down and comes
>rolling up to Frodo?s feet]
>Frodo-[Walks to the glass pane and begins hitting his
>head repeatedly on it]
>Elrond-[Mood change: Darth Vader] Frodo, [Breathe,
>breathe, breathe, breathe] I am your father![Breathe,
>breathe, breathe, breathe]
>Frodo-[Stops hitting his head and runs to Elrond and
>hugs him] DADDY!!!!!!!!
>Sam-Well, then, who?s his mother?
>Elrond-[Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe] I
>[Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe] don?t [Breathe,
>breathe, breathe, breathe] know [Breathe, breathe,
>breathe, breathe]
>Karamono-Stop breathing!!!!! It?s driving me crazy!!!
>Elrond-[Mood change: Person who takes things very
>literally] [Stops breathing]
>Frodo-So, we shall set forth at dawn!
>Dawn tomorrow?
>Frodo-Bye Elrond! Thanks for curing me!!!
>Elrond-[Turning purple]
>Karamono-[Slaps forehead with his paw, then yells at
>Elrond] Breathe, you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!
>Elrond-[Gasping for breath, then getting really
>light-headed] Wheee!!!!!!!! Bye nice
>Fellowship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Glorindiel- OK, there was a lot to that chapter that
>would make you question my sanity, isn?t there?
>Karamono-I question your sanity without that chapter.
>Now I?m just plain scared of you.
>
>Will the Fellowship?s quest fail????? Will Elrond ever
>be normal?????
>Glorindiel-[Laughing evilly] NO!
>Will anyone ever be saved from Glorindiel?s
>wrath????????
>Glorindiel-[Evilly] NO!
>MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Karamono-Please, someone, anyone who can hear me,
>HELP!!!!!!!!
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