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Date Posted: 09:38:55 08/09/01 Thu
Author: kenamom, contemplating bitchiness in her spacious office
Subject: "I have to come up with something extra bitchy now"
In reply to: kande 's message, ""But I haven't even registered for the parade!" Kande sputters." on 03:57:32 08/09/01 Thu

"That kande, she thinks she is so smart. Not only being bitchy she is pretending to be surprized that she is really bitchy. Like her bitchiness is natural and not well thought out like the the rest of us. Like the judges will fall for that......" kenamom swings her chair around and looks out her window to the lovely view of Shipperville Town Square. She smiles at the sight of IG planting flowers in a heart shaped garden that surronds the statue of Mulder and Scully holding lil' Will.

"How can I be bitchy when I see such beautiful sights. How can anyone not appreciate this view" kenamom sighs. Then an awful thought hits her, a devilish, terrible bitchy thought. She stands and swings open the window, "Morning Islandgirl!" kenamom calls out.

"Morning Mayor, what a beautiful Shippy day today isn't it!" Islandgirl sings.

"It is my friend, I wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed reading yoru last story, "Lil' Wills first Poop" its sure to be a classic!"

"Why thank you Mayor, your too kind. I have just finished the next one, "The Mulder Family goes to the Park". Its about Mulder and Scully taking William to the park and Mulder takes some time to reflect on how lucky he is and how good life is."

"It sounds wonderful. Are you going to read it at the meeting this morning?" kenamom smiles deviously.

"MEETING, what meeting?"

"The great writers of Shipperville are gathering at kandes klub to read, in a very loud voice, their latest works. I thought for sure you would know about this, as you are Shippervilles leading Writer."

"Well, no, this is the first I have heard of it. I have been so busy with writing and gardening and all I havent checked my messeges in quite a while."

"YOu better run right over then, kande is waiting!"

"Thank you Mayor, have a ship-shippy day!!"

kenamom chuckles to herself as she watches IG skip merrily towards kandes klub. "That ought to keep kande busy and score me a few more points. But I still have to deal with the Rabid problem."

kenamom sits back down at her desk and contemplates more....

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