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Date Posted: 01:03:41 12/22/05 Thu
Author: Stardoe
Subject: So who's hosting the Christmas part y this yr?

Dr Stardoe returns to her old shack. It is very run down. The rebuilding committe arrives and begins sprucing up the joint. Yes, Dr Stardoe sighs. She is finally better and recovered from her brain drain. She goes over to the stock yards and supervises the return of her beloved Takhis. The dingoes relax on the front verandah as the rebuilding takes place. She goes inside and ventures down into the dark dungeon below the shack. She shivers as she steps into the dark enclave that was once the Mulder and Scully Shippernest. It is deserted. No posters on the walls. No fishpond in the corner. Totally deserted. She breathes a sigh of relief that her mates of shipperville have torn down all the Stargate propagandar that adorned the walls, the day she was taken away by the those nasty men in white coats. She spys a flicker of light in the far corner. She ambles towards it, trying to be nonchalant. She bends down only to discover a key chain. The moon landing. 1969. Hmmmm. It doesn't affect her. Months of electric shock treatment and anti shipper brain washing have rendered her impervious to such sentimental icons. However, she does shiver with the thought of past emotions.

She heads back upstairs, thinking that Christmas will soon be here and glad that she is back home. She reaches into an old black plastic garbage bag and hauls out her delapidated Christmas Tree. She starts singing Six white boomers as she puts it up and decorates it. She goes over to the fax machine and sends a group fax to all the residents of Shipperville. This is what it says:

Dear Friends,
I am back. Yes, really back. Not the demented shell of a being that sat on her porch all those months, not knowing, not being, not feeling. The real Stardoe is finally back. And it is Christmas. Stardoe has missed all her friends. What about having a decent Christmas shindig? All offers are open. It is time to celebrate the season and also celebrate the longevity of our home....the beloved Shipperville. Come one, come all. Stardoe will supply the prawns and grog. Presents are gathering under Stardoe's delapidated tree. What will you bring?

Stardoe

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Replies:

did you say prawns and grog? -- kenamom, wearing her best red suit with white fur trim, 16:47:26 12/23/05 Fri
- Stardoe picks up the plate of Vancouver crab -- Stardoe, 20:23:58 12/23/05 Fri
  - ignore the typoes (NT) -- Stardoe, 20:26:05 12/23/05 Fri
  - KS peers down from the top of the stairs -- Kande's Sis, 23:37:44 12/23/05 Fri
    - The Mayor eyes the crowd over her mountain of wrapping paper -- Kande's Sis, 19:21:34 12/25/05 Sun
      - All eyes turn towards KS as she returns from the post office -- Kande's Sis, 12:59:03 12/27/05 Tue
        "My sister has an ingrown toenail," kande stage-whispers to no one in particular. -- kande, 04:40:18 12/28/05 Wed
        You know how we can fix this and save you a trip? says Large Marge -- Kande's Sis, flat on a gurney, 11:43:52 12/28/05 Wed
        KS limps out of the post office -- Kande's Sis, limping, 20:01:20 12/29/05 Thu
        As the mayor cracks her new diamond studded whip... -- kande, 10:06:34 12/30/05 Fri
        While KS is e-mailing her brother the quiz -- Kande's Sis, 11:58:25 12/30/05 Fri
        So you finally got your package from Kande, says the Mayor glumly -- Kande's Sis, 14:51:46 12/30/05 Fri
        It's not New Year's yet -- Kande's Sis, 06:36:10 01/06/06 Fri
        Forget New Years, today is the MAYORS BIRTHDAY -- kenamom, who is 44 years old today, and proud of it, 09:16:10 01/11/06 Wed
        KS lets her head loll -- Kande's Sis, 22:07:41 01/11/06 Wed
        Suddenly -- CW, 11:28:12 01/19/06 Thu
        The next day -- Kande's Sis, 07:48:11 01/23/06 Mon