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Date Posted: 09:02:53 05/05/03 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: A munchkin stands in the doorway, butt-naked.
In reply to: Kande's Sis, tipping the guard $100 Canadian 's message, "He's a legal illegal, if you know what I mean" on 08:45:03 05/05/03 Mon

Literally, butt-naked. He moons the crew, yells something about "Bart Simpson likes to skateboard" as he disappears up the stairs, followed by another, slightly larger, munchkin. Shrugging, kande walks into the house.

"Do you think we should follow her?" SO asks KS. Bubba is practicing layups at the basketball hoop.

KS hitches up her assassin's toolbelt. "I wouldn't follow kande anywhere. However, this is the only entrance." KS walks purposefully into the house just in time to see the mayor appear at the bottom of the stairs.

"Welcome to mayorville!" she says. Looking at SO, she says, "Or should I say, Wilco me?" The two look at each other for a moment, nod, then give a secret handshake.

"What's that all about?" kande asks her sister. Ignoring her, KS approaches the mayor.

"We've done as you asked. He's outside."

"Excellent. Can you bribe him into coming inside? The plans are all in place."

Kande opens the door. "Bubba! Put the cat down and get in here!"

Bubba spits the cat out of his mouth and watches it limp away. He turns and comes inside the house. He sees the mayor, KS and SO sitting grimly in chairs. He stops and tries to back up, only to run into kande.

"Bubba, there's someone here to see you." The mayor nods to a corner of the room not visible to Bubba. Nervously, and with a little shove from kande, Bubba walks into the room and gasps when he sees who is waiting for him.

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From the dark corner a green face appears. -- kenamom, 23:08:15 05/05/03 Mon
- SO is behind the wheel of the gigantic orange station wagon. -- kande, 07:42:10 05/06/03 Tue
  - The trio drive towards the dam -- Kande's Sis, chortling, 07:57:43 05/06/03 Tue
    - In glee, B3 lifts KM up on his shoulders -- kenamom, 09:40:18 05/06/03 Tue
      - Kande, KS, and SO bicker over what to do next. -- kande, 18:21:50 05/07/03 Wed
        Aaaiiiii! -- Kande's Sis screams at the end of the precipice, 19:18:38 05/07/03 Wed
        In case you're wondering: An aside -- Kande's Sis, 20:42:34 05/07/03 Wed
        "I'v Got It!" -- A lightbulb goes off over KM's head, 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed
        Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt. -- kande, 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
        The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
        "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
        As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
        Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
        The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon