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Date Posted: 07:03:04 06/28/02 Fri
Author: Kande's *urp!* sister
Subject: Wait a minute...
In reply to: kenamom, leading the chorus 's message, "The arena door open and the Shippervillians enter carrying presents and singing...." on 10:15:04 06/27/02 Thu

KM holds up a hand to stop the singing and halt Kande in her dazed stroll towards the Dancin' Dana's. Everyone stops and looks at the Mayor.

"CW, I thought I ordered a 5-layer chocolate cake," KM says in a loud voice.

"You did, your Mayoress." CW stands in front of the Mayor, her knees knocking together. "I baked it myself and knitted the platter holding it all together."

"Then where's the other layer?" KM thunders, glaring at the 4-layer cake in front of her.

*Burp.* The crowd turns around and stares at KS who is lying with the top button of her cami's undone against the bleachers. Her usually taut tummy appears as a little round ball straining against her pants. "Oops."

Kande glares at her, then shrugs and turns to eye the Dancin' Dana's strategically placed frosting. "Dibs on all the frosting!" The crowd roars with laughter, the music resumes, and the balloons are released from the ceiling.

"It's just like a prom," Rabid exclaims, popping one of the balloons with her eyetooth. "Kande must be reclaiming her youth." The band starts to play "Stairway from Heaven."

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Replies:

As the Party winds down.... -- kena 'look mom, no broken bones' mom returns from the wilds, 06:10:46 07/05/02 Fri
- Muttering, KS drags all the... -- Garage Sale Queen, 08:00:08 07/05/02 Fri
  - "How much for this Anasazi Oven Mitt?" CW inquires -- Rabid, garage sale-ing, 21:41:58 07/05/02 Fri
    - After kicking some shrunken mutant butt... -- One tough broad, 06:28:38 07/06/02 Sat
      - As kande and KS begin to squabble over the clothing -- kenamom, looking skyward, 14:28:42 07/06/02 Sat
        Thank God. This crowd wasn't spending enough. -- KS is heard to mutter, 16:02:51 07/06/02 Sat
        "no...thats not right......." Detour says, getting as red as the red flames on her cape. -- km, finishing writing up the tax bill for KS's sale, 23:17:11 07/10/02 Wed
        The Fox Network Execs are bemused by KS -- KS flexing her biceps for one FOX exec, 07:30:08 07/11/02 Thu
        As Rabid runs out the door, -- CW, 16:03:06 07/11/02 Thu
        The Network Exec's Crowd around CW and IG -- kenamom, watching one exec closely, 10:47:51 07/13/02 Sat
        Racing into the klub... -- Kande's Sis, 09:20:51 07/14/02 Sun
        The blue flicker of the TV screen fades out on the final scene of FIREFLY... -- Rabid, bursting into lone applause, 19:44:11 07/14/02 Sun
        So what's our role here? -- KS, pretending to shoot at the screen, 19:17:46 07/15/02 Mon
        "Hey! Where'd kande go?" Kenamom looks around the klub. -- kande, 03:18:21 07/18/02 Thu
        Don't forget to pack your swimsuit! -- KS yells up the stairs of the klub, 06:41:12 07/18/02 Thu